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wow i took the love languages test and i got fucking
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The Angel of Death, Émile Jean-Horace Vernet, 1851
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Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post
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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
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Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.
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carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket
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