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Sailor Moon Skylines
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When your history professor says we’re finally going to focus on the period and topic of history that you’ve had a hyper fixation on for 15 years.
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
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