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the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead
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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
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why are people still making music??? I Would by One Direction came out in 2012. give it up. 
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i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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yeah yeah he would not fucking say that but what about he would not fucking work at that. that would not fucking be his job in that au
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bring your kid to work day 
★bonus:  he’s impressed 
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what do you mean you "understand Hannibal Lecter"? He literally abused Will for 3 seasons.. he's a bad person!
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Drake ruined an entire generation of men
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imagine paying extra for a family netflix account to pay for both profiles because u and partner live seperate and now netflix personally says fuck you give me more money
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not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.
there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.
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Favorite Detective Pikachu Easter Eggs
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kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............
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