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when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

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Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

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on a more serious note, I think it's important to consider the uhc ceo shooter's twitter seems to indicate he suffered from severe chronic pain and this is likely a big contributor to his actions

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me: i need to go into the woods and dig a hole and live there and never talk to another person again

me on a job application: im a naturally social person and have always loved working with people

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*through tears* ladies and gentlemen, they got him

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I need y’all to see this bit of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter suspects goodreads 😭

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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group premature ejactulation starts in 20 min- oh,, ffuck im. im so sorry >< this- this usually never happens

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