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Rhys and Xaden meeting would be an absolute shit show. You’d have Rhys in Xaden’s head and Xaden in Rhys’ with fucking darkness and shadows swirling round the room with Az in the corner absolutely shellshocked that another person can control shadows. Safe to say Feyre would be panicking and Vi would be sat on the sofa with her legs kicked up reading a book without a care in the world and that’s before the dragons show up

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Imogen: Why is Violet standing on a table?

Xaden: She likes to be tall.

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Xaden: Violet is annoying me. Garrick: She isn't even looking at you. Xaden: That's what's annoying me.

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Iron Flame

Xaden: Right, I’ve left you all written instructions for when I’m away this time.

Imogen: Mine says “no murder”.

Bodhi: Mine says “no fires”.

Violet: Mine just says “no”.

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Was looking for prom outfits at the Savers; this is my prom outfit from the Savers.

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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Reminder that the original sex pollen flower was just a spray painted artichoke

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"u don't know my alphabet" is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don't fw that

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I actually don’t mind straight actors playing gay roles. What I do mind is them playing gay roles BADLY.

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Růže jsou rudé,

Jak debil koukám do zrcadla

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

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BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

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trump was gifted a cybertruck and there are so many different ways we know that truck could do the funniest thing in history

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why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already