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(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

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i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

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*deep breath in*

*deep breath out*

Let AAC users say fuck!

Let them swear, let them say fuck and asshole and anything else they want.

Let them program their devices to say ‘fuck off’ instead of just ‘leave me alone, please’. Let them have language that’s adult or even offensive! Give them the ability to communicate the same as anyone else- let them have the option to be abrasive and even rude for when people are being assholes, let them swear casually so they can joke with their peers and say shit like ‘can you pass the damn ketchup’!!!!!!!!

Let disabled people say fuck!

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the “you can be whatever you want when you grow up” crowd vanishing when the boy wants to grow up to be a girl.

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employees should be allowed to steal, actually

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One annoying thing about big cities is that all the shops have converted to tappy tappy. If your tappy tappy mechanism is worn or if your card is old enough that it doesn't even have tappy tappy and you have to swipe, they heave a big sigh and take out a swipey swipey machine that looks like it was made in the eighties and they clearly want you dead. Meanwhile I live in a small town and the Chinese place still takes only cash.

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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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Bullshit Jobs

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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