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i am on the toilet, it hurts. but shitting does not stop me from consuming welcome home media or any oher media!!

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Flawtistic traits so true

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Talking to the killer wally ai and he asks me what is my reason to live and eventually killing me. That is a story

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Among Us

-Howdy ai talking about games to play on game night to me (i pretended to be his 5 year old daughter)

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I have so much evil in my heart towards the welcome home fandom, but not evil like monster horrible stuff, i mean i will follow the rules but i wanna orsctice writing angst. Anyways how cute would barnaby's daycare sound as a story??

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Things ive said/thought as wh characters. Part 2 now it's also things ive done.

Wally: Went to a beach. The bottom of my foot got sliced by something.

Frank: wtf

Wally: im still in pain.

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Lifeguard: maam can you swim to shore on your own?

Julie, who has been swimming with an injury: no it hurts too much.

Lifeguard: ok maam, ill help you.

*julie gets carried to shore, even though she is fully capable of swimming, it just hurts.*

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Barnaby: let me tell you another joke

Frank: please no more im suffering

Barnaby: fine, if you guess the punchline ill stop.

*yes i did stop saying the jokes but the joking victim couldn't guess for 3 or more turns. I think she cried*

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Eddie: one time i found a mouse and it was small

Poppy: ok?

Eddie: *completely forgets the story, so he just describes the mouse*

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Poppy: would you want to try this? (Some good food)

Sally: um...sure? *genuine confusipn*

(I just had this convo actually, it was about honey garlic chicken breasts)

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Sally: *does voice over*

Someone: The first one you did was already perfect, i just don't know how to download it.

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Frank: (jokingly) here a kids book *hands the kid a bug encyclopedia*

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Frank: where did you even get the money for this?

Howdy: cashier.

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In these situations im usually the first character name you see, except the last one, i was howdy in that situation

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Something i imagined because it is 8:52 pm

Wally: oh, barnaby has died once again, no worries.

Wally: *puts a seed that has Barnaby's face on it* now we wait.

2 hrs later

Barnaby grows and is asleep.

Wally: yes viewer this happens on a weekly basis to everyone. *shows a bunch of jars of puppet seeds.*

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Wally (a puppet) treating an injury:

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Writing stories abt someone changing the script competely it's fun. Fun. Fun.

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Combining my two life ruiners into one through the power of fanfiction. Twisted wonderland AND Welcome Home meets each other. Bam I'm genius

Imagine azul meeting howdy

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Fuck it no plot only pot fanfic right now hopefully it's good.

The newest delivery was stolen?!

The sun shone above the neighborhood, Howdy woke up to the delivery truck in front of his bodega. He went outside to get the boxes of items for the store.

"Sign here."

Howdy Pillar.

They left then he did that thing what do you call it? The thing where they like set stuff up in their store thing? Can someone tell me? I just ate something half expired please for the love of god tell me. Anyway, while he did that, he realized one box was missing.

"Weird. The apples weren't stolen this time." He would know which one took it then, he just has to figure out which box was it, with all the items for the store there he realized.

"Oh my GOD SOMEONE STOLE THE NEW ARRIVALS. THE FRUIT PLUSHIES-" Does it really matter? I mean the whole town is a fruit plushie. But yes it did. It was a christmas special plushie. Those puppets desire free stuff.

"Damn it!! Who could steal such a thing!!" He cried out and looked around for clues.

He asked around and realized 2 people were missing, where are they? Is this a clue? Wally and Julie wasn't in their respective houses. Actually Barnaby and Frank were looking for them. "Eddie! You're the mailman, have you seen a box for me?" Howdy asked, and eddie shook his head no. "But have you checked the back of the store? It could be there?"

He realized he never checked the back of the store! So he thanked eddie and ran back to his store and checked the backroom and the literal back of the store. There he found the missing box, Wally and Julie. They were surrounding the box wth things, almost like a worship thing. They weren't worshipping, they just wanted to play with the box and the secret kitten they found, but not whatever was inside.

"If you wanted a box, ask. I need to take this back to the store. Wait was that a cat?" The pair nodded and walked away from the store to their respective place. With the kitty. Well that solves the mystery. Now a new mystery... WHERE IN HELL DID THEY GET A CAT?!?!

The End

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Something i will forever not finish: EVERY GODDAMN WH FANFIC I WROTE IN MY NOTES APP.

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Yo is there an au thats kinda wally and home are the same entity?? Not like wally controla home, home controls wally, but like they ARE the same being? Because I'm starting to think abt it, i sing to myself to calm down or to feel comfy. Kinda starting to believe that because i like the "you cannot live with out the other and he cannot live without you, of one dies you both die." concept, yk?? Also the fact that only Wally can understand Home makes this make some sense, I speak in a way i need to say words so many times before ppl understand it. So yeah what if Wally is Home but he is just under the control of someone else, the puppeteer. If you guys get what i mean yk??

Also yes wally lives in himself in this shit

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I heard ppl argue abt ships in welcome home, and i am gonna say something that is probably gonna cause even more arguments or maybe agreements, The Wholr Neighborhood is dating each other. Call it the ultimate ship. Yay.

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Wally what the H-E-double hockey sticks 🏒🏒 did you do

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There's so much yandere wally content here but yk what? I would like to see TSUNDERE wally next. I think it would be hilarious

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Howdy pillar, says hi to me: 😊😊🌸🌸

Me, absolutely fucking scared, SHAKING AND CRYING FROZEN IN PURE FEAR TOO: 😰😰😰

Just realized if i actually saw howdy but biblically accurate i would scream and freak out so much i stop moving or doing anything for like a month.