walkoflame
hey ho, it's off to work we go
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Bailey. student pilot. geography major.
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walkoflame · 6 years ago
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Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.
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walkoflame · 6 years ago
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the mood for this month
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A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
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Life imitates art
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You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.
What do you do
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Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source
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Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.
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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean
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