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just realised there's an owo in coworker and now i can't properly pronounce it anymore

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the fact you can just buy a soda dispenser feels so fucking wrong. like that shouldn't be a possible action you can undertale. soda machines should just spawn in when a new restaurant or convenience store is created, and maintenance is done through ritual,

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Extra large Playpen sofas of the 1970s.

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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Once again, the dropout captioners never disappoint

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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

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If you don’t share your inner feelings (and aren’t in an obvious public queer relationship), do you think you can easily pass as straight (and/or cis)?

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Sasha James... they could never make me forget you

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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

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im a 2014 tumblr user in a 2024 tumblr user world

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the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

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that's me