waifujunkrat

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

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Crowley: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Aziraphale: Alright, what's 30x17?

Crowley: 47

Aziraphale: That's not even close.

Crowley: But it was fast.

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entrapta…good….

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I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

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me when i’m with a group of people i haven’t come out to & they start making homophobic jokes

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I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

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this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

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the holy grail

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every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

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me @ my teeth when i eat something too cold

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pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

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ACTUALLY, Ratatouille was the man, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s MONSTER—

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me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn