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Trans girl 5min after getting to know each other.

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no I didn't "flinch when you hugged me" i parried your strike

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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whatever. *whittles you into a small wooden spoon*

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International Chemistry Teachers Summit

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Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

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[ID: A meme showing two of the anime girls from the Lucky Star Out of Touch Thursday meme. One says: "I'm out of touch", the other says, "and I'm out of time". The meme is labeled, "The Thursday Sisters". End ID]

(ID by @starberry-skies)

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[ID: A meme showing two of the anime girls from the Lucky Star Out of Touch Thursday meme. One says: "I'm out of touch", the other says, "and I'm out of time". The meme is labeled, "The Thursday Sisters". End ID]

(ID by @starberry-skies)

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[ID: A meme showing two of the anime girls from the Lucky Star Out of Touch Thursday meme. One says: "I'm out of touch", the other says, "and I'm out of time". The meme is labeled, "The Thursday Sisters". End ID]

(ID by @starberry-skies)

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Someone tell Elliott I won't be able to make it to our weekly wine-night. As I was sketching the ice today some squirrels decided to take a nap on my lap

As per cat rules, I am obligated to not move until they leave. Hopefully it doesn't snow tonight

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Yeahhhh sorry, we put your boyfriend in the maze of a thousand curves. Yeah he has to solve my riddles three, yeah. And your boyfriend is really bad at riddles, yeahhh sorry

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SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

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despite my rather severe case of transsexuality, i am still legally considered a man. which means i can still throw my hat in the ring for becoming the next pope.