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writing a dark and gritty crime noir but completely torpedoing my credibility by making the booze ruining my protagonist's life and relationships pinot grigio. friends family editors strangers beg me to pick a cooler drink. i refuse because i am an artist and that means never acquiescing even if other people are making some pretty good points. i decline yet another phone call and pick up my pen. baby take me back. you know what i'm like on the grige
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I'm so bored all I can do is sleep or I feel like shit. Guess I do have minor whiplash and/or maybe a small concussion.
More than 5 minutes of screen time make me sick. I can't even read for long periods of time. I played a few board games with my mother earlier and I had to go take a nap afterwards because it was so exhausting. I'm also very scared of the headache from hell I had yesterday returning.
#already sick of this I'm never ill and not used to bedrest#I'm willing to give it today but tomorrow I'm back to doing normal things this will not steal anymore of my holidays istg#tried scrolling through tumblr bc how much more mindless can you get but 'twas a bad idea#personal
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Started my skiing season today.
Turns out it was likely the coldest day of the year so far. We had double digits negative degrees when we started at 10.
And then right at the end on our last trip down my ski got stuck bc there wasn't enough snow on that piste and I fell directly onto my fucking face and now have a beautiful set of bruises. On my face.
#it was fun! and I didn't even freeze but ouch my head hurts. Apparently (my brother's a paramedic) I don't have a concussion but still. pain#personal
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Carriage Trip, c. 1880 by Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski (Polish, 1849–1915)
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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If I was a dinosaur during the late Cretaceous period, I certainly wouldn't have lived in a place called "Chicxulub crater impact site". I would have moved somewhere not called that
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Tumblr queer theorist about to say the most homophobic shit you’ve seen that week
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
#finally I am losing my mind. I've said it often and I'll say it once more: I'm not made for these degrees of latitude for so many reasons#and one of them is the sunset at 4 in the afternoon thing. do not understand how anyone further north can survive
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feeling empowered and actually having power are two very different things. women are usually offered the first one.
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Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
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you are addicted to some kind of really fucked up porn that is so bad you try to pretend you feel like shit because of some other, nebulous, much deeper and philosophical reason instead of facing reality. grow up. stare into the void. now kill yourself
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I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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the thing about going to bed early is that it doesn't stop you from being awake at one am anyway. doctors dont tell you this
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very great & awesome how much of youtube and tiktok is essentially digital freak shows
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