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Eyes on the road, Logie Bear!

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Something dumb that ive noticed when reading fanfics is that I'm in THE ZONE right?? Like I dont even register it as reading, words just get to my brain without my eyes if that makes sense BUT THE MOMENT they mention Wade's nipples I'm OUT, like bye focus its no longer a movie they're words

Because Wade has no nipples

Or belly button

He lost his nipple and belly button privileges with the mutation AND apparently its very easy to forget but FOR SOME REASON its always in my brain like never forgotten, I read Wade's nipples and my brain says WRONG.

Only seen like 2 or 3 fanfics where they get it right bahaha not a critism not a bad thing but I just thought it was silly

Proof below I learned good from Ace Attorney alright

Nipple talk makes me think of Witch hunter guy from Good Omens... what would he think of Wade? He doesn't like multiple nipples but he never said anything of no nipples, maybe Wade is God

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Yukio: How do you spend your time when Logan's not home?

Wade, dreamily: I watch the fan made videos about Logan and I read all the gossip about him to catch up on the latest rumours.

Colossus: But he's your boyfriend?!

Wade: That's irrelevant.

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So comic accurate Logan can yeet Wade whenever the mood strikes him

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You draw Logan the same way people draw Pomeranians

He just be like that

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Poolverine Hurtcember

Day 17: Bridal Carry

"Listen here, my good sir.

I just wanna bring my boy home and leave peacefully.

Whatever stuff he drank, I'll pay it.

That bottle in the corner? Ok!

Those piles, as well? Absolutely!

...T-That, too?!! Uh... Umm... Sure, just... Just send me the bill, alright?"

"(𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯, 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘵... 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧?! 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘭'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘈.𝘚.𝘈.𝘗)"

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Continuation from prompt day 12th and 14th.

Wade finally found his drunk stray husband at some random bar~

300lbs? No problemo 😀👌

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If only Logie Bear knew how audacious Wade would be for the next few days!

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Meanwhile Wade:

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Logie bear's full of adamantium and alcohol, Wade. What else do you expect?