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waddalieatcha-blog · 5 years ago
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YOU GUYS,
November is so freaking awkward, it is literally in between two DRASTICALLY different holidays. Its like dark spooky pumpkins, or bright sparkly tree, and basically November is this bizarre mix between the two, so we are left with the month of misplaced sparkly pumpkins. #Novemberisthelamestmonth #sparklypumpkins
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waddalieatcha-blog · 5 years ago
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STORY TIME:
My roommate and I where in the dining hall where there is a glorious array of cereals. Naturally, amidst the broad spectrum of cereal, I chose my man, captain crunch, because its the chosen cereal of the gods. To my disappointment, my roommate got frosted mini wheats. They aren’t terrible, but like, BRO. you have  20 cereals to choose from. Frosted mini wheats were the garbage you poured up for yourself in high school when you mom forgot to go grocery shopping that week. So I said, “who the hell in their right mind pours up a fat bowl of frosted mini wheats when you have access to literally any other cereal” My roommate laughed, but this dude in front of us slowly turns to reveal TWO BOWLS FULL OF MINIWHEATS, and he was genuinely pissed off. He looked me dead in the eyes with the anger of a thousand suns burning behind them and said “I DO.” and walked away. 
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