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Just everything about this.
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As you all know. I work at an elementary school. And for Christmas, a bunch of kids got tamagotchis. Well. One girl fucking FORGOT her tamagotchi at school. And I saw it and was like oh fuck. So I took it home for the weekend and now am saddled with the responsibility of keeping it alive until Monday afternoon when I see her again.
#so many times I wished I could’ve jumped in and given some advice lol#glad the Tama made it to Monday
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Wizard Council 2023 banned spell list:
Wall of Beasts
Granite Counterspell
Summon Hive of Cigarettes
Torrent of Meth
Summon Hole Elemental
Mage Fetus
Conjure Glock Gnomes
Conjure Fear Weed
Francophonize
Reverse Abortion
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All you had to do was follow the damn spirit tracks, CJ!
#nintendo#legend of zelda#Zelda#gta#grand theft auto#san andreas#wind walker#ocarina of time#funny#gaming
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