Emily. A swamp goblin in Houston. Assigned Clown At Birth.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!
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A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.
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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs
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Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion… Miles Bron is an idiot.
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realistically i know a cat can’t run a blog. but like mr j does run that blog
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But you will come with me tonight? When you like, where you like.
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It is incredibly important to train yourself to have your first instinct be to look something up.
Don't know how to do something? Look it up.
See a piece of news mentioned on social media? Look it up.
Not sure if something is making it to the broader public consciousness, either because you don't see it much or you see people saying nobody is talking about it? Look it up.
Don't know what a word means? Look it up.
It will make you a better reader and a better writer, but it will also just make you more equipped to cope with the world.
So often, I see people talking about something as though it is the first time anyone has ever acknowledged it, when I've been reading reports about it on the news for months or years. Or I see someone totally misinterpreting an argument because they clearly don't know what a word means--or, on the other hand, making an argument that doesn't make sense because they aren't using words the right way.
Look things up! Check the news (the real news, not random people on social media)! Do your research! You (and the world) will be better for it.
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"You never know who you'll run into next!"
I started playing Kingdom Hearts for the first time this year! I plan on getting into the series as one of my 2024 goals.
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