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nobody lures you into the fog anymore

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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FITTED TO WHOM

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they��re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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controversial but dont you all think maybe the ammount of uwu bean zionists this site has to do with the absurd lengths progressives in here have gone to coddle religious people

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just so you know i think it was very rude of you to switch our cups when my back was turned. unrelated but can you call an ambulance i want to get my stomach pumped for. recreational purposes

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trans teens backwards is sneet snart

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Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

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something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas

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whenever people say they can't watch/play/read anything slightly upsetting or scary or challenging because it's... upsetting or scary or challenging all i can think of is this lol

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Holden Kingswood Vacationer II, 1976. The Vacationer was a special edition that GMH (General Motors Holden) returned to again and again having first offered it on the HQ. It offered a few items of extra equipment and was generally used to shore up sales before a new series arrived (the HJ was replaced by the HX in 1976). It was also used on the Commodore that replaced the Kingswood

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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