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Contributor Spotlight: Illustrator
@voidoffline on Tumblr
Favorite Hermitcraft Build: Scarland "Hi I’m Void! This is the first time I’ve ever been apart of a project, but I’m excited. I’ve not been on the internet/media space for very long, heck I’ve not even been alive for long. I love Hermitcraft though, and the fandom is great! :] - I am a major big fan of colors, I love them so much and the way they all work together. Color theory is like my star, a speck of light in a vast endless void (pun intended)"
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r7! almost at the end
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any advice for college? im 3 days in & already want to mysteriously disappear during my next bathroom break
start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine
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Boss makes a dollar I make a cent,
[CATEGORY 5 SIN EVENT]
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Contributor Spotlight: Illustrator & Spot Artist
@vvellerr on Tumblr
Favorite Hermitcraft Build: Joel's S10 Base "Hi! I'm vell "halftone guy" verdigris, an illustrator and comic artist! Other projects I've participated in (mostly zines and OCTs) have led into my loving but tumultuous relationship with my beautiful terrible wife "deadlines.""
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Contributor Spotlight: Illustrator & Spot Artist
@kazehita on Tumblr
Favorite Hermitcraft Build: Scarland "Hello, I'm Kazehita! I love doing things in the hermitcraft zine space, and doing all kinds of different things. I crave variety!"
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my objectively correct opinion on waylon park, as well as some various outlast scrabble
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Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
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shane's thought process going into this: jas might get scared if i talk about surgery stuff… oh i know! sharks! :p
(after marnie scolded him, shane explained top surgery to jas properly.)
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I'm a big fan of wizards-as-programmers, but I think it's so much better when you lean into programming tropes.
A spell the wizard uses to light the group's campfire has an error somewhere in its depths, and sometimes it doesn't work at all. The wizard spends a lot of his time trying to track down the exact conditions that cause the failure.
The wizard is attempting to create a new spell that marries two older spells together, but while they were both written within the context of Zephyrus the Starweaver's foundational work, they each used a slightly different version, and untangling the collisions make a short project take months of work.
The wizard has grown too comfortable reusing old spells, and in particular, his teleportation spell keeps finding its components rearranged and remixed, its parts copied into a dozen different places in the spellbook. This is overall not actually a problem per se, but the party's rogue grows a bit concerned when the wizard's "drying spell" seems to just be a special case of teleportation where you teleport five feet to the left and leave the wetness behind.
A wizard is constantly fiddling with his spells, making minor tweaks and changes, getting them easier to cast, with better effects, adding bells and whistles. The "shelter for the night" spell includes a tea kettle that brings itself to a boil at dawn, which the wizard is inordinately pleased with. He reports on efficiency improvements to the indifference of anyone listening.
A different wizard immediately forgets all details of his spells after he's written them. He could not begin to tell you how any of it works, at least not without sitting down for a few hours or days to figure out how he set things up. The point is that it works, and once it does, the wizard can safely stop thinking about it.
Wizards enjoy each other's company, but you must be circumspect about spellwork. Having another wizard look through your spellbook makes you aware of every minor flaw, and you might not be able to answer questions about why a spell was written in a certain way, if you remember at all.
Wizards all have their own preferences as far as which scripts they write in, the formatting of their spellbook, its dimensions and material quality, and of course which famous wizards they've taken the most foundational knowledge from. The enlightened view is that all approaches have their strengths and weaknesses, but this has never stopped anyone from getting into a protracted argument.
Sometimes a wizard will sit down with an ancient tome attempting to find answers to a complicated problem, and finally find someone from across time who was trying to do the same thing, only for the final note to be "nevermind, fixed it".
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trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger
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