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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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Welcome to The Matrix Boy

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Sound on

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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just finished chants of sennaar. here's my review.

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love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

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Hear me out, welcome to my TED talk on why Kabru is literally the best boy:

Also in Mandarin:

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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

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mined

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no