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Apology

Hi everyone! So, it's been years.

I actually just logged in to apologize. I was an absolute bitch and pretty much a stalker on tumblr, and I did/said some really awful things about people. Definitely a harasser too.

So this is my apology to all of you: I am so, so sorry, and I hope that I didn't traumatize anyone long-term. I don't really care at this point if the people in question hurt me or not; what I did was over the top and not okay.

It isn't really an excuse, but I've noticed that tumblr tends to bring out the worst in me. It's why I haven't been on here in so long. So I'll be on here for a bit in case anyone has anything to say/yell at me, but after that I'll be logging out for good.

I hope you all have a wonderful life, and I do mean that with all my heart.

-Vulpus

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Pokemon Go PSA

Some folks are worried about Pokemon Go… share these tips (from me to you lol) with all your friends:

You do not need to walk into any streets, nor stop in the street (cars and pedestrians) because the game functionality has planned for those situations.

1) Your radius extends far into the street whilst you are walking on a sidewalk, no need to go into the street.

2) while you may need to cross the street, two things: a) still not legal to jaywalk, and

b/3) if you are crossing a street and see a pokemon you can tap on it while still moving (by foot or car) and it will “drag” that pokemon along with you. The capture animation will remain until you are done capturing it or until it runs away (in which case staying in one spot would not have helped anyway).

To repeat: you can tap a pokemon on your map and never stop moving foward and you will still be able to catch it, once the capture scene is engaged you face zero risk of losing the pokemon (unless it runs away or the server crashes, neither is fixed or preventable by stopping in the street)… so just keep moving if you are in an unsafe position.

4) Pokemon can move a little and not be in the same exact spot as your friend’s map. Go by your map, only.

5) Pokemon don’t vanish… if a pokemon vanishes from your nearby tab this usually means you started walking in the wrong or opposite direction, so just turn around and walk back the way you were facing before and it should reappear in the tab and you can try again to find it.

6) Someone else catching a pokemon doesn’t remove your chance, everyone can catch the same pokemon.

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henry too turnt

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I need to go to a European resort. Now.

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Hey! I just joined the red team yesterday. I'm in Olympia, and that team is near-empty. Where are my fellow red Olympians at?

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Father of my kid… - via http://ift.tt/28YEIMY

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I, too, have held that position. - via http://ift.tt/295M5FL

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“After vindictive winter, apple blossoms seem all the more heaven-sent.”

- David Lentz, Sonnets from New England: Love Songs

artist: 羡德

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I NEED all the hugely popular blatantly fake posts from 2012 - 2014 right now

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Mother Russia - via http://ift.tt/29bLO0A

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Local Elementary School is taking Submissions on their Name Change - via http://ift.tt/29cw7s0

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I don’t think I’ve seen anything more American than this. - via http://ift.tt/29jsCzd

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“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

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Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

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Slytherin + Pukwudgie Headcanons

~ We are the ones that grow the poisonous plants in between the normal plants in the greenhouses

~ We are often seen with gas masks somewhere on us

~ We often make deals with Thunderbirds or Wampus to acquire the raw materials we need for our new experiment

~ We consider the Pukwudgies that guard the school our real teachers

~ We study the gross ailments while eating our meals just to freak out the other students

~ Our experiments can be found in nooks and crannies around the school 

~ These experiments causes chaos throughout the school on a regular basis, but the teachers have gotten used to cleaning some of them up

~ We carry around bows and arrows near exams, just for luck

~ We run an underground market of potions and salves that everyone knows about, but no one speaks of ((even the teachers) “it’s good for their learning!”)

~ We hex ourselves (or sometimes a “research partner”) to see how fast we can heal the afflicted person

~ The best times for each hex are posted in the Pukwudgie common area

~ We only tutor our friends in Potions and/or Herbology, but we can be swayed to tutor those that make us good offers as well

~ It is common for us to not sleep for days on end because we know how to treat sleep deprivation

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Need an idea what to get me for Christmas?

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Is this dog okay