vriesea-wiesea

[vriesea-wiesea]

A click sounds at the door.

[vriesea-wiesea]

No, don't.

I was. Being sarcastic. For some reason I hibernate and it's awful and I don't recommend it, this is the crunchy way of sleeping. I can't even tell if I have a spine but if I do it hates me and everything I stand for.

If anyone needs anything from me, don't ask me for it because I am going to be napping for three days straight and if anyone wakes me up I will not be happy with you. Goodbye.

[vriesea-wiesea]

I am allergic to the season of winter.

If anyone needs anything from me, don't ask me for it because I am going to be napping for three days straight and if anyone wakes me up I will not be happy with you. Goodbye.

[vriesea-wiesea]

If anyone needs anything from me, don't ask me for it because I am going to be napping for three days straight and if anyone wakes me up I will not be happy with you. Goodbye.

[vriesea-wiesea]

Thank you, of course, I can do that much! And, Vriesea, I'm Vriesea.

...Just please don't call me "sweet darling" like that. That is not a level we are on yet.

You know, sometimes i wish we'd go back to using frilly dresses and having tea parties in the afternoon. I'm so done with all of this clean girl aesthetic, add some color to your life!

[vriesea-wiesea]

I CAN MAKE BISCUITS!

...I mean, ahem. I would like to formally request an invitation to this gathering. Should my presence be permitted, I will bring delicacies as an expression of gratitude.

You know, sometimes i wish we'd go back to using frilly dresses and having tea parties in the afternoon. I'm so done with all of this clean girl aesthetic, add some color to your life!

[vriesea-wiesea]

I CAN MAKE BISCUITS!

...I mean, ahem. I would like to formally request an invitation to this arrangement. Should my presence be permitted, I will bring delicacies of my own as an expression of my gratutude.

You know, sometimes i wish we'd go back to using frilly dresses and having tea parties in the afternoon. I'm so done with all of this clean girl aesthetic, add some color to your life!

[vriesea-wiesea]

Oh wow, an Ent! I haven’t seen creatures like you in over a millennia. Do you need anything? Tea? Treats? Fertilizer? Let me know when you got the time

-💖

No, I'm not an Ent, don't get your hopes up. Human who made a mistake is a more accurate way of putting it... tea and treats do sound very nice though. Keep your fertilizer though, I don't need it.

...If you are going to give me treats and tea, I'll know if you're trying to poison me. And I'm not going to your base for it, I don't know you.

[vriesea-wiesea]

Self mutated. Human. Is this a satisfactory answer to you? Buzz off. Don't waste drones like that. I'm removing all of their wiring if you send them anywhere near me.

another mutant...? ehhh.. get een line.. grab a- hhh.. pamphlet. n.gin weel put you to work..

deed nitrus brio make you..? what.. what are you..? monkey...? sallad..?

I'm choosing not to answer any of that outside of neither I nor my mutation has anything to do with you or your associates. Goodbye, leave now.

[vriesea-wiesea]

I haven't seen you around here before. Did you just make your way to the islands, or have you been hiding out here and only recently emerged?

It's been a couple of years and it's a simple case of nobody has noticed me, so I don't think it matters all that much. I've had time enough to build an entire treehouse on my own, like, I haven't been hiding.

[vriesea-wiesea]

Oh! I'm sorry if I've disturbed you. I don't believe we've met before?

-Nova

...No, we haven't met. Name's Vriesea. You're not bothering me yet, just keep your distance and we'll be fine.

[vriesea-wiesea]

What do you have in your pockets?

[vriesea-wiesea]

Who is your number one enemy?

I don't have a number one anymore, there's no point.

[vriesea-wiesea]

another mutant...? ehhh.. get een line.. grab a- hhh.. pamphlet. n.gin weel put you to work..

deed nitrus brio make you..? what.. what are you..? monkey...? sallad..?

I'm choosing not to answer any of that outside of neither I nor my mutation has anything to do with you or your associates. Goodbye, leave now.

[vriesea-wiesea]

Why- oh my! Pardon me for being forward but are you..? Part plant? That is-! Amazing! Just marvelous! What are your cells like? Are they that of plant matter or meat? A mix? I- realize not everyone will know what their cells look like- heh! I am getting ahead of myse-

OH! My word..! My name is Rosch..! Hello! Nice to ehm- nice to meet you!

...Yeah, something like that. I don't. Think what my cells look like matter that much. I have no idea. It's fine meeting you as well, Rosch- that cell question was really weirdly specific, what-?

[vriesea-wiesea]

"To be blunt, I don't care why you're here. What's brought you here is your own concern. Just keep out of my space and don't do anything that would be of bother to the typical person. Capiche?"

(Vriesea goes by they/them pronouns)