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❝ да,  да... i  remember this  movie.  pretty  decent,  although  not  my  favorite. ❝ the  russian  woman  raised  her  fair  eyebrows with  amusement  as  she  listened  to  her  aquatic  teammate's  words. what  ''brilliant  idea''  he  had  this  time? fish  porn? sexy  octopuses?  horny  herrings? does  she  really  want  to  know...? ouch! she  groaned  when  he  patted her  on  the  shoulder. ❝ сука  блять!  kevin! wait  wait...  you  really  MEAN  it? ❞ hook  up?  ice  princess  & fish  boy? was  she  THAT  bored and....  really desperate...  to  do  it?  gosh,  when  was  the  last  time someone  fucked  her  good? hmm,  although  he  was  not  the  brightest  member  of  the  team,  deep was  definitely  not  the  ugliest... and  the  clear  outline of  rather  impressive  ''body  part ''  in the  tight  costume  looked....❝ да,  as  long  as  you  don't  put  your  fishy  dick  in  my  mouth  without  my  consent. ❞

▎     ❝  No, I don’t want to make out with you. Right? Remember that movie? Claaassiiiic. ❞   A nudge with the shoulder was provided at the same time eyebrows wiggled. The comedic expression was coupled perfectly with an un-ironic amused grin.

❝  But seriously, do you want to make out? We’re both bored enough.❞

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fish stick dick! 🐙

@ascnsion   the  deep  slipped  in  with  her  private  messages  like  a  slippery  eel,  commenting  on  almost  every  one  of  her  over-photoshoped  photos  on  her '' official ''  vought-approved  instagram,  tagging  her  in  a  ‘exaggeratedly  heart-wretching’  animals  videos  ( save  the  sprats.  hear  their  voice.  hear  their  cries  )  after  his  strenuous  efforts  ex-seven-member  achieved  what  he  wanted  -  the  attention  and  interest  ;  hers  and  her  entire  marketing  team,  who  sniffed  out  another  opportunity  to  warm  up  her  public  image,  a  collaboration  and  campaign  that  would  raise  their  approval  points.  their  shared  love  of  animals  ,  united  the  king  of  the  high  seas  and  the  ice  princess  in  a  heroic  mission  to  save  the  whales  -  at  least  that  was  the  marketing   department-approved  version.   ‘’ HE,  THE  LORD  OF  THE  SEAS,  FIGHTING  FOR  THE  RIGHTS  OF  OUR  SEA-FRIENDS,  RETURNING  IN  FULL  GLORY  FROM  PUBLIC  EXILE,  AND  SHE,  THE  ICE  PRINCESS,  QUEEN  OF  THE  FAR  NORTH,  AMBASSADOR  OF  PETA  -  SPEAKING  FOR  THOSE  WHO  CANNOT  SPEAK  FOR  THEMSELFS !  save  the  whales.  coming  to  oceanland  this  fall! ‘‘ ; animal  welfare  and  environmental  activism  -  that's  what's  been  selling  lately.  #beeco  #govegan  #saveearth  #govought  #bullshit  #theydoesntcare. the  whole  marketing  machine  is  slowly  starting  ;  photo  shoot,  official  conference  and  tacky  &  overpriced  merch  - "  limited  collector's  edition  "  ;  ( a  pile  of  crap  mass-produced  in  china. )   so  she  got  a  call  from  her  agent.  deep  will  be  at  the  party.  great.  maybe  they  will  chat  a  little,  get  to  know  each  other  a  little  to  make  the  connection  more  ....  organic.  super-duper.    супер-пупер.  business  and  pleasure.  PLEASURE.  literally.  herogasm.   the  fish  king  couldn't  have  chosen  better.  an  annual  event  for  the  sexually  depraved  and  always  horny  perverts.  ready  to  shove  their  dicks  into  any  hole  they  can  fuck. ( russian  whores,  white  as  snow  mountains  of  coke  and  liters  of  booze. ) so,  off  she  went ;   clothed  body  -  for  her  own  safety  -  nimbly  squeezes  between  the  sweat-soaked  mass  of  limbs,  may  it  be  only  sweat,  may  it  be  sweat  and  not  other  suspicious  bodily  fluids.   ❝   hey  hey,  slow  down  tiger.  your  steed  will  not  penetrate  my  ice  crater ...  hey  buddy,  who  are  you  calling  elsa?  hands  off  dickhead,  or  i'll  freeze  your  dick  off... love  sausage,  рады  видеть  вас  снова!   hey,  do  you  know  where  i  can  find  the  deep? ❞     oh  yes,  she  knew  what  awaited  her,  but  she  did  not  expect  what  she  would  see....  in  just  a  moment ...   WHAT  DOES  SHE  SEE?   fiery  dicks,  icy  penises.  plastic  fallus-shaped  dildos.  dicks  dicks  dicks  everywhere.  flying cocks?     ❝     i  know  you  love  sea  animals  ...  but  i  didn't  know  love  your  marine  friends  THAT  much.  ❞     сука блять!  fuck !  at  this  point  she  regrets  seeing  it.   fuck!   she  regrets  having  eyes.  ( perhaps  she  will  freeze  out  her  own  eyes?  ) she  needs  bleach.  or  a  lot  of  russian  booze.  fuck  fuck ;  fucking  herogasm.  she knew she was going to see a pile of fucked up shit, but this it was too much.  ( fake-tanned  buttocks  &  fish  stick  dick.)    the  deep  in  a  ''  loving  embrace.  ''...  fucking  a  fucking  octopus.  she  needs  a  lobotomy  after  that. 

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The Deep 3x03 & 3x06 (requested by anonymous)

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❝  if  this  video  leaks...  we  can  look  for  a  new  работа  *job.  ❞

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“Seriously???” More than a little intrigued, Maddie held out her hand for the invitation. She had heard about Herogasm, everyone had. But she had never gotten a peek at the invitation before. 

“Are you going to go?”

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trigger warning; rp - homelander & yekaterina.

   “ don't  forget  to  watch  keeping  up  with  the  seven - only  on  vought  plus, new  episodes  coming  this  fall!  ”     

VOUGHT+ ANNUAL PARTY ;  the  event  was  a  blast  -  the  red  carpet,  a  flock  of  reporters  trying  to  capture  the  best  photo,  journalists  waiting  for  the  hottest  gossip.  this season's  hottest  vought  faces  ,  flexing  their  toned  bodies    (clothed  in  extremely  skimpy  latex  superhero  outfits)  in  the  limelight.    and  the  best  part  -  a  crowd  of  loyal  fans  waiting  for  their  beloved  heroes,  a  sea  of  faces  and  handmade  signs  full  of  words  of  love  and  adoration  -  cheering,  shouting  and  clapping  when  america's  (and  the  world's)  greatest  hero,  the  face  of  the  seven  -  homelander  proudly  walked  across  the  crimson  carpet,  the  flag  of  freedom  proudly  flying  in  the  wind  behind  his  back.  yes,  the  crowd  loved  homelander,  and  john   adored  their  admiration  &  love  -  she  could  see  it  in  his  blue  eyes,  gleaming  proudly  in  the  spotlight.   russian  girl  could  also  notice  when  his  greedy  gaze  (indiscreetly)  stopped  several  times  on  the  curves  of  her  ass  and  breasts,  as  they  paraded  in  front  of  them,  stopping  to  sign  a  photo  or  take  a  selfie  with  a  fan. ‘’ you  guys  are  the  real  heroes! ‘’  ;     the  theatrical,  photo-ready  smile  disappeared  from  glossy  lips  as  soon  as  they  left  the  PR  event  held  in  the  square  in  front  of  the  vought  tower,  waving  enthusiastically goodbye  to  their  fans  one  last  time. ❝  god,  i  can't  wait  when  i  take  this  damn  bra  off.    can't  feel  my  boobs.  double  push-up,  seriously?  someone  needs  to  talk  with  jane  from  the  costume  department. ❞   yekaterina  sighed,  sipping  slowly  chilled  (by  herself)  brave  maeve's  inclusive  wine, enjoying  a  moment  of  silence  in  the  comfort  of  Homelander's  spacious  apartment,  leaning  relaxed  body  against  a  cold  surface.  the  thick  marble  walls  effectively  muffled  the  noise  and  chaos  of  the  wild  after-party  raging  a  few  floors  below  them.  maybe  it  was  too  much  alcohol  ,  maybe  she  was  just  tired,  she zoned out &  did  not  notice  when  the  homelander  moved  his  body  closer  to  her ;  gloved  hands  reaching  toward  her , one  wrapping  tightly  around  her  throat.     ❝  john... what  are  you  doing...  ❞ ice  princess  muttered  between  shallow  breaths ;  confused  &  stuned  by  his  sudden  action.  ❝    john...  wait...    ❞  the  unspoken  words  stuck  in  her  throat  when  his  hungry  mouth  collided  with  hers.  brutally.  rough.  needy.

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fishy time! ; starter for the deep.

     ❝  i  know  you  love  sea  animals  ...  but  i  didn't  know  love  your  marine  friends  THAT  much. ❞     сука блять!  fuck !  at  this  point  she  regrets  seeing  it.   fuck!   she  regrets  having  eyes.  ( perhaps  she  will  freeze  out  her  own  eyes?  ) she  needs  bleach.  or  a  lot  of  russian  booze.  fuck  fuck ;  fucking  herogasm.  she knew she was going to see a pile of fucked up shit, but this it was too much.  the  deep  in  a  ''  loving  embrace.  ''...  fucking  a  fucking  octopus.  she  needs  a  lobotomy  after  that.

 @letsbreakhearts​

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starter for prefertobeloved.

  ❝  you are pathetic! ❞  eyes glittering with anger ; lips twisted in a grimace of contempt. god, she hates him! rightful face of america, shit me not.  he is a joke ;  pitiful whiny man-child. ❝  you lying two-faced....АССХОЛ *ASSHOLE! ❞  fuck 'friendly atmosphere from work' ; fuck  ‘ friendly relationship between co-workers'.  mostly, screw HIM!  ❝ FUCK you, you bastard. ❞ she loathes his fake hollywod smile, glued to his stupid face. oh yes, she will erase that silly grin from his face. frost glistens on fingertips, icy vapors surrounds her silhouette. yes, come here. come here asshole. i will frostbite you a limb or two.

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THE BOYS | 3x03 - “Barbary Coast”

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yekaterina sokolova ; bio. (wip)

» name: 𝘺𝘦𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘰𝘭𝘨𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘢. »  age: 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. »  race: 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦.   »  abilities: 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴, 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩. »  gender: 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦. » sexuality: 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭. » place of birth: 𝘰𝘺𝘮𝘺𝘢𝘬𝘰𝘯, 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢. » spoken languags: 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯, 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩. » occupation: 𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰, *𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯. (verse dependent) » weakness: 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴. » face claim: 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳. » hair color: 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦. » eye color:  » height:  170 𝘤𝘮 .

» moral alignment:  » personality:  𝘐𝘚𝘛𝘗 ; 𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘰𝘴𝘰 » positive traits: 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 ; 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ; 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘷𝘺 ; 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 ; 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 ; 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 ; 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯-𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥.   » negative traits: 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵 ; 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ; 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬-𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳 ; 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 ; 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 ; 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 ; 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 ; 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. » psychological evalulation: 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳. » hobbies: 

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#FuckingDiabolical

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working on bio.

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❝ well? say something. ❞  

❝  i   got  an  invitation...  to  a  party  called...  HEROGASM.  ❞    

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Leave me alone!