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HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

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dogs . ˚ ᡣ𐭩   ׂ  𓈒 ·˚  . ฅ˶˃ ﻌ ˂˶υ

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Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

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Their diary entries about each other here is so funny to me lmao

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House Boats, Floating Homes, via Moon to Moon

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Very weird question but do you have anymore robot gut drawings? I'm doing my final art project in college about robots and I would love to include you as artist research for my course, if not it's completely fine I was just wondering 😊

hi!! I’m sure I have more in the archives somewhere (I’ve actually designed a charm with some gore detail that I can’t list quite yet… unfortunate timing) but off the top of my head, this unfinished comic is the only thing I can think of. oops!

this is a little old at this point, not sure if it’s something I’ll return to

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Golden Jackal x Feral Dog hybrid (source).

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can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

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THE ANGEL OF HEARTH AND HOME (Max Ernst, 1937)

THE TRIUMPH OF SURREALISM (Max Ernst, 1937)