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moved to @elpidi

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crows have to work jobs now because of our mistakes :(

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What value would there be in life, if we are not together?

--𝙏𝙤𝙢 𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙮 // 𝘽𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙅𝙖𝙣𝙚 ✦

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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call me by your name (2017) dir. luca guadagnino

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the notes vs. 

what comes of the notes 

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don’t text i’m reading scathing reviews of jurassic world dominion

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Steve Harrington vs. Demobat

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616

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i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.

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Just thinking again about the alternate version of supernatural where it all really meant something. Where the threads tied together into something beautiful at the end. It didn't have to be happy. It didn't have to be mind-blowing. It didn't have to be amazing, even. But I wish it had been something worth thinking about, something that moved me, something with a bit of significance. And I wish Cas had kissed Dean with tongue. But mostly the first bit.

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brokeback mountain / supernatural

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Oh my God. Cas was in LOVE with Dean. Like Dean would laugh and Cas would LITERALLY. CANONICALLY. Think "ah yes, that's the man I LOVE." He would say something stupid and Cas would think of him fondly. It's CANON. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

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brad pitt is already suing angelina jolie for defamation for calling him abusive so now seems like a good time to say:

angelina has maintained this entire time that all she cares about is the safety of her children

their oldest child maddox literally refuses to speak to brad

angelina has also said that she was deeply uncomfortable with brad because he chose to continue working with harvey weinstein after weinstein assaulted angelina. brad knew this but still worked with him anyway

when they divorced, the court ruled that angelina was allowed to sell her share of the vineyard she and brad co-own, and she offered to sell her share TO BRAD but he declined, so she sold to a company called stoli. stoli is now suing brad for mismanaging funds, so he’s suing angelina as a big distraction and because he thinks this will get her shares back to him, if he can prove she “lied” to destroy his reputation

brad is also lying and saying stoli is pro-russia, but the owner is a huge putin critic and has been for over 20 years. the owner is even banned from entering russia because of all their criticism of putin, but brad is lying to destroy this person’s reputation too

ps: brad’s also specifically asking for a trial by jury. wonder who he learned that from?

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hey guys i made a uquiz

find out what kind of problematic tumblr u are