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Buddy taken on a Galaxy S3 with a fisheye jelly lens attachment

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something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

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huh

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Day 32

It's official, the goat did not burn in 2024.

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leave your fucking parties. and get on here and blog

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May the relentless forces of misfortune, calamity, and cosmic inconvenience conspire in perfect harmony to ensure that every conceivable stroke of bad luck, misstep, and catastrophic failure finds its way to you with unerring precision and unwavering persistence.

hey

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

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they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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haha you're so funnyyyyy [punches you in the shoulder just hard enough that it really hurts without that being clearly my intent and you have to not react or else I'll think you're lame]

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"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

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ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

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cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video