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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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There are 212 cis Democrats who were elected to the 119th Congress. You can literally contact any of them with a level of friendliness appropriate to their record on trans rights to let them know you'd appreciate a public statement of their support for Representative-elect McBride and willingness to work with trans colleagues in general. This would be a hell of a lot more productive than continuing to discourse about whether or not you approve of how a trans woman is handling harassment from her soon-to-be coworkers who are professional transphobes.

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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

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Would non yugioh players believe that this is one of the most powerful cards of all time and single handedly broke the game for a while?

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You actually can’t find the external entry mark because House of Leaves! Hope this helps

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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Also this bop will heal the earth

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Hundun Song be upon ye

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life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus

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always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.