18 | he/him | my taste in men is a form of self harm
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When your Character...
Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight
Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love
Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns
is...
A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Baby/Child ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer
Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy
needs...
A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison
To be Killed Off ⚜ To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound
To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ A Drink
loves...
Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils
Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers
Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Fight ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga
has/experiences...
Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings ⚜ Bruises
Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Food Poisoning
Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Mutism ⚜ Pain ⚜ Poisoning
More Pain & Violence ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds
[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]
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Do you guys think maybe I left the weeding a bit too long
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If my discord mutuals paid enough attention to my Tumblr to realise I'm an unironic shingou shipper they'd be very upset lmao
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thinking again about Car Guy Edgeworth.
I think part of why I'm so enamored with this specific headcanon is the conceptual contrast between "elegant refined snob" that is his basic vibe, and "closet gearhead" that this implies. I feel like he Knows Things about cars and is also a car part snob, it just feels inexplicably correct to me.
also iirc in the anime he drives a car that's very specifically a Known Car Guy vehicle so that lends credence there (don't quote me on that, though, the Car Guy I knew had a pet BMW)
but SPEAKING of the Car Guy I knew, the man was a street racing enthusiast so i have some personal experience as a helpess passenger in this area, and I invite anyone bored enough to read this to imagine the following:
Mr. Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth sitting at a stoplight at like 2am (peak street racing time, as unless you're downtown in a major city the 2am roads are often empty in stretches, and I'm sure LA outlying areas are similar) in his nice-ass bright red sportscar when some douche pulls up alongside and starts revving at him. he gives them a look of fathomless disdain. light turns green. he instantly peels out at mach fuck, smoking the other dude. for about two minutes he's going like 160mph down an empty highway in the dead of night and is the smugest, least-stressed person currently alive on planet earth.
a cavest: now, I don't know if I could ACTUALLY see him so flagrantly violating traffic laws, but I believe in my heart that he is lowkey tempted every time he sees an empty road and a douchebag in a souped-up car revving unnecessarily. I bet he finds that obnoxious.
(also don't @ me about traffic laws and safety, like Phoenix I am a grown-ass man without a driver's license and am not responsible for what the lunatic whose car I was in decided to to. this is simply a general commentary on my experiences as a passenger in a vehicle owned by a Car Guy who Loves To Go Really Fast)
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God. I'm gonna see this in hell, or when I sleep at night.
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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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mfs be like "I can handle your disorders" until your disorders disorder disorderly
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GOATED trio its such a shame we dont see them together so often because they are so peak actually.... also franziska and lang deserve more content together, such an underrated & powerful friendship
This might be my fav panel all three (the interwined arms, the angle, the pose, they KNOWW they ate)
THEY ARE SO SILLYY everyone needs to know how special their friendship is to me


BRING EM BACK CAPCOM ‼️
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Thoughts! I really like silly things, so post movie 3 AU worms...
Robotnik puts up a personal radio tower, which has the side effect of improving reception for the whole town. The townsfolk think it's great and profusely thank him, and Robotnik is just like STOP STEALING MY RADIO WAVES
Stone works an an Uber Eats driver to keep up appearances, but if they need serious money Robotnik just hacks into some random country's treasury and steals some. Stone treats his job money as a personal allowance and buys them treats.
Stone has personal beef with this ONE particular guy over something petty and spends his time making that specific guy miserable
Shadow spends time with kids his own age, playing videogames, sports etc. but always hides his powers.
Shadow has a poor impression of Sonic cos Stobotnik badmouth him all the time (“mom said I’m not allowed to hang around with you” vibes).
Due to ARS Robotnik is frail and tires easy now, so he frequently leans on Stone these days, also lets Stone assist with the physical building of large machines.
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Are we not gonna talk about the source filmmaker banner
How much more proof do we need lol
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the image of little pearl dragging edgeworth by the hand to eat with them is so cute !!!! gaahhh
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enjoy valentine’s day, shoot a man
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Did
Did Capcom really just quietly confirm Edgeworth's canonically gay in the most cursed way possible????
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