vodkahead
Vodkahead
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/Amateur artist/ cosplayer/ I reblog a lot of anime stuff ☆〜(ゝ。∂)feel free to talk to me
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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a maidens tears are a powerful thing😌🙏💘 (( inspired by a scene in the most recent chapter of my fanfic, which you can read here! ))
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Love's Master(list) of Nothing
I've made enough audios to warrant a masterlist! Thank you for all of your support, dearies! This will get lots of edits as I fix old ones and add new ones.
Ominis Gaunt
Drunk Confessions to Ominis Where Teasing Gets You - NSFW Ominis' Bad Photo Face Touch Unspoken Rizz Ominis on Cats Use Your Words - NSFW I Like Your Hands - slight NSFW Praise from Ominis - NSFW Call Me By Your Name A Love Letter from Ominis
I have many more of him but I want to redo them since I've gotten a lot better, so come back later! Garreth Weasley
Party Buddies Spin Around - NSFW Admit Your Feelings A Date? What Kind of Date? Choke - NSFW Late Night Calls - slight NSFW Drunk Calls No Seats Left - slight NSFW Ghostface Garreth AU Another Ghostface Garreth AU - NSFW Silly Love Letter
I think Garreth's might be my best. Sebastian Sallow
Take It - NSFW Stress Relief - slight NSFW Hang the DJ - slight NSFW Beg For It - NSFW Pretty Names - NSFW Praise from Sebastian - NSFW Greedy Little Thing - NSFW
Apparently I really like NSFW Sebastian lol
Just Chaos
Baldest Class at Hogwarts
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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for @localravenclaw drops and runs away round of applause for the last line though amiright
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Confringo
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Sebastian: OK Weasley, follow me, and be quiet, we don't want to-
Garreth: *seemingly trips on thin air, falling into a big stock pile of cauldrons, making as much noise as humanly possible*
Sebastian: *staring at him in utter disbelief mixed with frustration*
Garreth: *lying in the pile of cauldrons* Heh..Woopsie-doodle.
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Astronomy Class with Sebastian Sallow: part 2
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I knew what I was doing when I took these you don't have to tell me 😅 His hands are so perfect here!
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Shots of Sebastian riding a thestral 🖤
Sebastian MC mod by @deathlysallows
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Sebastian: I like my women like I like my Inferi.
Ominis: *frowning* Dead?
Sebastian: *frowning back* Under my control…you sick freak.
Ominis: That’s hardly any better Sebastian!
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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Dear Husband (Sebastian Sallow x Reader)
Pairing: Auror!Sebastian Sallow x Pregnant!Fem!Reader Synopsis: Pregnancy hormones have done something to your brain and you just can't get out of your husband's business. You're far past clingy at this point and your sweet husband is taking it like a champ. Alternatively: Preggy Brain Go Brrr TW: Slightly suggestive, but barely. Like on the spice scale, it's mayonnaise with a dash of paprika.
You have a big fat crush on your husband.
Yes, yes, he’s your husband, of course you have strong feelings for him, and you’d already developed a crush on him back at Hogwarts about three days into your fifth year. Obviously, that tingly feeling eventually developed into love, but this was different. You’ve long since fallen for him, but since he got you pregnant, you were just obsessed with the man.
Sebastian originally wanted to take more days off from the ministry due to you being with child, but you insisted that you were still three months out and didn’t need his constant presence just yet.. Though, you were beginning to regret that statement as you reclined on the couch, eating from the box of licorice spiders resting on your protruding stomach. If Baby Sallow was going to make you carry them, you figured you’re well within your rights to use them as a table. Licorice spiders were never your favorite, but your pregnancy made you crave the oddest of things, the licorice being one of them. And your sweet husband never complained about you decimating his stash of his favorite candy, not once.
Currently, your husband was busy in the kitchen cooking you breakfast before he went to work. His black dress shirt had the sleeves rolled up and his hair was only a bit more styled than he used to wear it as a student. You stuffed a handful of candy in your mouth and savored the chewy texture. Then you wondered to yourself if your child will look like him. They better not, if they’re going to make you round and make you push them out of your nethers. Then again, your husband is just so handsome you wouldn’t mind having a copy of him running around, but the problem is how you’d ever say no to either of them. It’s a dilemma to be sure.
“Are you comfortable, darling?” Sebastian asks. “I can bring more pillows from the bedroom if you’d like.”
You shake your head. He dotes on you plenty and while you’re quite sizable, you’d hardly consider yourself burdened with child just yet.
“Could you put the potatoes on the counter, please?” You rub your belly. “I don’t want to have to bend down for them later.”
“Of course.” Sebastian bends down and hoists the heavy bag onto the counter.
Confession time. You don’t have that problem at all. You are both a powerful witch and an ancient magic wielder, so you are more than capable of levitating as much as your entire house above your head. But if you did that, how could you watch your husband’s shirt tighten around his biceps?
You bite your lip watching him play both roles. Dressed as a breadwinner but doing domestic tasks. Cooking for you, making your shared bed, massaging your legs after dinner. You’d never admit this, but it’s empowering to have one of the most talented Aurors the ministry has ever seen at your beck and call.
That last thought is the final straw. You can’t take it any more. While his back is turned, you heft yourself up and approach him from behind, wrapping your arms around his midsection. You bury your face in his back and nuzzle him like a cat.
“Hello to you, too,” Sebastian chuckles, moving to turn to face you, but you hold him still.
His scent is intoxicating, a mix of your laundry detergent, a little woodsmoke, and something else uniquely him. You used to wear his Slytherin jumper back in the day for his quidditch matches, and you’d bury your face in the sleeves when no one was looking.
Speaking of quidditch, Sebastian is a few years removed from the sport considering his busy career since graduation, but Imelda’s rigorous training regimen withstood the test of time in the form of your husband’s thick forearms and broad shoulders.
You run your hands from his toned stomach, up his sides, and over his pecs before retracing your pattern down to thick thighs in tight slacks. His line of work made it necessary for him to keep in shape and you thanked every being in existence for that.
Sebastian puts a hand over yours when you start tugging his tucked shirt out of his waistband.
“Keep that up and you’ll be having burnt toast for breakfast,” he warns.
You whine, shaking off his hand and digging your fingers under his shirt to trace the warm skin across his hips.
“What if I have a different meal in mind this morning?” You press yourself against him, to which his breath hitches and he shuts off the stove. He spins around in your arms and tries to say something only for you to plant kisses up and down his jaw and down the slope of his neck. Sebastian’s head tips back and he groans under your touch and you smile against his neck. He’s been weak to you for as long as you’ve known him, give or take a few days.
But when you undo a button of his waistcoat, he makes a strangled sound and stops you, breathing quickly.
“Believe me, I want this desperately, but I can’t be late today,” he says like it physically pains him.
You rest your head on his chest and look up at him with the trained doe eyes you use to get your way. What are you supposed to do? Let him leave the house looking like that without you getting your fill of him? Preposterous.
Sebastian looks towards the ceiling as if he was asking a deity for strength to deny you. Granted, that’s what it would take at this point, but when he looks back down at you with resolve, you wonder if it really is divine intervention or if you’re just losing your touch.
“Please, love, I need to compare notes with my temporary partner. She won’t like it if I’m late,” he reasons.
You pout. “Ominis would understand.”
“Yes, but only because he’s fond of you. If I was married to anyone else, he’d give me an earful for being late. Besides, he won’t be back for another few weeks.” Sebastian turns back to the stove and plates your food before handing it to you.
You take it reluctantly and grumble. “Stupid Ominis. Stupid Turkish dark wizard.”
Sebastian smiles and gives you a gentle kiss on the lips. Then he bends at the waist and gives your bump a kiss as well.
“He’ll be back soon and then you can distract me before work as you please.” The thought is enough to placate you for the moment.
“Will you be in the office around noon? I’ll make you lunch,” you offer.
He confirms with another kiss. “I’ll see you then.”
Sebastian shrugs on his coat while you marvel at his delicious shoulder to hip ratio. If he wasn’t so prodigal with Auror work, he’d have made a fantastic model, you think. That would be a disaster in its own right, though, because the last thing you need is even more people oogling your husband.
On his way out the door, Sebastian looks at you over his shoulder and says, “But if you come by, we can’t shag in my office.”
Your jaw drops to the floor and you gasp in indignation.
“What! Why not?” you demand.
Sebastian sighs. “Because Baby Sallow makes it hard for me to bend you over the desk and, frankly, you’re not exactly quiet.”
“I’ll be quiet! I promise!” The thought of not getting your hands all over your husband until after his workday ended was turning your brain into mush. How on Earth could you survive that long? You nearly tear up at the idea. Ah, this must be the phase of pregnancy where your emotions are all over the place.
Sebastian closes the distance between you, laughing. “Wait a bit longer, and you won’t have to be quiet.” He whispers in your ear, “When I get home, I’ll make sure you can't be quiet if you try.”
At that, you shove him up against the door and kiss him senseless until he’s flushed and has to adjust himself in his pants before finally leaving for work.
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The next time Sebastian works from home, he’s at the dining table pouring over several thick files of documents. This was the type of work he was amazing at. Growing up with professors for parents and a natural love for reading (even if that love caused some issues back in the day) made him an excellent investigator and you so loved watching him work.
You dip a slice of green apple into your cup of molasses and take a bite. It was certainly? A flavor? But your pregnant body demanded it and so apples and molasses it would be.
“But the bank account was clean…” Sebastian mutters to himself.
You lean against the counter, head resting in your free hand like a blushing schoolgirl. You bite the tip of your thumbnail as you admire the man who mastered the Dark Arts by the end of sixth year. Sure, he was an Auror now and used his expertise for good, but it was even more impressive that he was so close to the point of no return and was able to pull himself back from the brink. He liked to say it was your love for him that brought him back, but you always replied that you only helped him find the strength he had all along.
“You’re staring.” 
You hum in pleasure at the sound of his deep voice. He has the same accent as most of the people around you, but his just makes you want to kick your feet and squeal.
“You’re so handsome,” you say dreamily.
Sebastian’s ears turn slightly pink. “Oh, well, I’m glad you think so. Thank you.”
You bite your lip. “I want to marry you.”
He barks out a surprised laugh, glancing at the gold band on his left ring finger. “I have good news for you.”
“I’d marry you a second time.”
Sebastian puts down the document he’s holding and eyes you.
“And a third.” You get up and make your way over to him to wrap your arms around his neck. Sebastian takes you in his arms as you continue. “Look at this face.” You trace constellations in his freckles with your eyes. “So handsome. Do you have any idea,” you gripe, “how many of our classmates would have done anything to have a chance with you?”
Swaying you both from side to side, Sebastian says, “Can’t say I recall. I was quite busy during my fifth year and on. Someone decided they wanted all my attention to themselves.” He kisses your nose.
“When quidditch season started back up in sixth year, it was impossible. You were walking around, getting bulkier by the day, wearing that damned uniform.” Tracing a finger up his chest, you continue to complain. “And I was just supposed to go on with my day and focus on lessons while the other girls were talking about how big and strong you’d gotten over the summer? Completely unfair.”
Sebastian grew several inches over the course of a few months and his development was not gradual. No, he went from boy to man almost overnight, and that, combined with his charming nature and sharp wit, made him a hot commodity sixth year and on.
Since being married to him, you’ve realized that what you saw at Hogwarts was nothing compared to what he would become. He was a cutie when you met him, and grew frustratingly attractive over the next few years, but Auror Sebastian? Your husband? He was outright handsome.
“Can I sit with you while you work?” you ask sweetly, to which Sebastian immediately agrees. He’s never really been able to say no to you, has he?
“But it’s just a paper trail. Terribly dull without context,” he warns.
You nod your head in understanding. All you want is to be near him. When you move to the other side of the table to pull over a chair, he stops you and pulls out his wand. From there he shifts around the furniture so that the sofa is right next to the table so you can lounge near him.
“I love you, Seb.”
“And I, you.”
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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🐍cute
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Sebastian bumping into Garreth after his 10 years in Azkaban
Sebastian: *leaving some dive bar in a town somewhere*
Garreth: Sebastian?
Sebastian: *turns* Weasley?
Garreth: Oh my god.. *Approaches him and gives him a hug*
Sebastian: *surprised by the hug, but hugs him back*
Garreth: *pulls away* You look like shit.
Sebastian: Heh...Cheers.
Garreth: Sorry *chuckles* How are you?
Sebastian: Not great, Garreth..Not gonna lie.
Garreth: Yeah, that was probably a stupid question..Where are you heading?
Sebastian: I...I dont know.
Garreth: I live nearby *smiles* Wanna come over? Get you cleaned up, make you some food, offer you my spare room for the night? *grins*
Sebastian: ..Really?
Garreth: Of course *smiles*
Sebastian: *staring at him*
Garreth: ....Yeah? No? *warm smile*
Sebastian: *tear rolls down his face* I'd like that, Weasley..
Garreth: *pats his back* Come on then, pal.
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vodkahead · 1 year ago
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🐍 the ancient trio 🐍
while making time between classes, alice reads out loud a muggle book for the boys📖
can you guess which one?
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vodkahead · 2 years ago
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Soft blushy boy
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vodkahead · 2 years ago
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vodkahead · 2 years ago
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kirishima[sitting with bakugo]: hey midoriya, how was your weekend? midoriya [excited]: it was really fun! i made a bunch of new friends and they even showed me this cool friendship symbol! midoriya: *makes symbol with his hands* kirishima: bakugo: midoriya: bakugo: deku. midoriya: yeah? bakugo: that's a gang symbol. you accidentally joined a fucking gang.
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vodkahead · 2 years ago
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~ What I think the Akatsuki’s would upload on Youtube ~
Hidan
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Kakuzu
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Deidara
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Sasori
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Itachi
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Kisame
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Konan
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Pain
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Zetsu
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Obito
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vodkahead · 2 years ago
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My friend sent this to me and I can't stop laughing my ass off 🤣
The akatsuki is now assembled
https://www.tiktok.com/@lyfestylish/video/6997621210632817926?_t=8T9p8qyOwL3&_r=1
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