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gerard way- rocksound interview (date unknown)||eminem- just lose it (2004)

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Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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Anyways my favorite comment about today’s race absolutely goes to this:

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I find it incredible that Hades 1 & 2 has Aphrodite, who is just straight up a busty naked lady, and she's not even the character people are most horny about. She might not even be in the top 10

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occasional posts from users

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Was walking through my mom’s house to borrow my dad’s drill when I saw my 11yo niece watching me with an odd expression.

“You wanna help me build the catio?”

Her eyes lit up, then she looked disappointed. “But I’m a girl…”

I rolled my eyes. “Do I look like I care?”

That must have been the right response because she jumped up and chattered excitedly as I showed her how to use a tape measure, a drill, etc. We spent all day building and she had a brilliant smile the whole time. After the tenth declaration of this being the best day in her life, I said,

“Gotta love that sweet sweet serotonin!”

She immediately started giggling, “What does that meeeeaan??”

Anyway, she had an amazing time building with me and acted like I had given her a solstice gift when I said she could paint it and that I’d take her to the hardware store to pick out hardware. She’s never been to a hardware store before and I love being the weird knowledgeable uncle who has weird pets always keeps fruit and pistachios in the house.

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we've done it again folks

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there's something so freeing about saying "i hope they die" and just moving on

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The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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you know, regardless of what you think of it as a game, you have to respect minecraft for one thing

you pay for it once

and then you get it. forever

there's updates and new content but you don't have to pay a penny for it. the game has changed and grown in so many ways since i started playing in 2010 and i have not paid a single additional penny for it

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gender is a competition and i'm losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

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you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated