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UPDATE:

Crossposting from twitter updates on the nature of our world and who owns what

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I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

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Happy Autumn Equinox!

I'm so ready for it 🌰🍂🍄🍁

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espeon ✨👽

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

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🙇🏼‍♂️💭

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She's beauty, she's grace...she makes a silly face

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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The suspicious vendor at The Grand Festival

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being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye

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Do tumblr kids today know about Imagine How Is Touch Sky

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They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

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WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating