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shut up this is adorable
Some Velvet facts:
-heās the youngest of (at least) three siblings
-heās 5ā10.5 but rounds up to 5ā11
-he prefers cameras to be mirrored
-his brother and sister-in-law live in Virginia, so back when ant lived there theyād drive over to visit
-he went to a private Christian school and got in a lot of trouble there
-iirc he was suspended at least once for a ālick meā sticky note
-MAJORRR theater kid
-started as a theatre major, swapped to stats major, then dropped out
-had a 4.0 gpa and was always really smart
-watches political videos from both left and right wings regularly
-is currently banned on reddit (he is missed dearly)
-heās actually a pretty quiet person when heās not making a joke
-he has glasses he never wears. Iāve tried to hint he should show us to no success
-ant says he looks cute in his glasses
-his sister has a cat (cous-cous)that him and ant have babysat before
-heās very cuddly with all 3 of his pets
-heās been high at least once during ppsat
-he respects bbh a lot, and they talk often off stream
-he hardcore repressed the Gay in school
-ant is his first relationship (unless you count a fourth grade gf)
-owns a red car
-gets very passionate about things heās interested in (taco bell, hearthstone, politics, etc)
-he always asks chat questions and waits for us to answer
-heās not overly tech-saavy (ant has had to rescue his stream a few times)
-he didnāt like dream much when they first met
-heās not as experienced in the kitchen as ant, but often brings ant dinner if he is busy streaming
-he is not afraid to shout things like āpenisā out in public
-he doesnāt watch twitch very often
-unironically hole in the wall is his favourite mcc game
-his birthday is one day before Valentines
-he uses light mode on everything
-he only has one monitor
-regrets a lot of what he did in middle/high school
-he occasionally refers to ant as āmy antfrostā which is very sweet
-is very aware of the velvet-egg dsmp theory. Heās encouraged it and implied itās canon despite not being on the server
-does voices while reading fanfic
-went camping a lot as a kid (and still does)
-despite all his joking, heās very sweet and soft about his love for ant
-he and ant have mentioned having kids in the future
-he did plenty of research to learn about celiac and ants allergies, he even has an app that lets you know if a restaurant has gluten-free options
-he has some eco-jars as well as some fish
-the pets prefer velvet over ant
-he does a scary accurate trump impression
-keeps a comb on his desk
-he is very appreciative of his community despite not really knowing why we stick around
-he actually doesnāt like red velvet cake that much
-he hates mashed potatoes
-had a dog named Calvin most of his life (rest in peace)
-he always uses chat members full usernames, no matter how often he reads our messages
-heās an introvert
-heās excited to marry ant one day
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A road sign flashed this on a highway in Seattle days after the shooting death of the UnitedHealthcare CEO
šø: KOMO
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DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.
ART WILL ALWAYS BE FOR THE WORKING CLASS.
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nicks waynes
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i love being chronically online like i love being on my phone 24/7, i love trends, i love blood thank you jesus for chronically online people
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. thanks.
Hey guys thinking abt Nick Wayne on his knees taking cum on his face and visibly disliking it but doing it anyway bc it makes his partner happy
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they killed my bisexual
im watching a horror movie with @swervestomp and all i fucking hear is. āYIPPIEā, ā*VINE BOOM*ā
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im watching a horror movie with @swervestomp and all i fucking hear is. āYIPPIEā, ā*VINE BOOM*ā
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this is what iām talking about when i say i found this shit out. what do i do with my fucking SHIRT I JUST BOUGHT
going to be very rude here for a second sorry, but it low key pisses me off when i see people say ādni if you stan punk, he assaulted jack perry/the bucksā because yes He Did Do That but how are you going to mention that and not ALSO mention that back in 2005 he assaulted a woman repeatedly to the point of injury so she would give him and his friend (colt cabana) favours, so she couldnāt work as a wrestler anymore, and heavily implied he raped her or other women like her in the past? these arenāt accusations, he bragged about this himself
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just spent 35 dollars on a cm punk shirt to find out what he did dude. now i feel like i have to return this shit FUCK ME BRO.
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theyāre staring at each other. theyāre the same person.
your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
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jack in his little shit era i love that shit eating grin.
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meet my other hyperfixation.
@userblaneyĀ @jack-doohanĀ @stxrrlitĀ @vetteldixon
#dale earnhardt jr#dale jr#he#my childhood in one picture tbh#nascar#i met this guy#wild#does anyone remember when he won the daytona 500?#i have a picture of that me ft his car#what are these tags#sorry i rambled#iāll shut up now
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jhea doodle! šš
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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you
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