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no u

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The joke is me.

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Craves social interaction but is a wanted criminal.

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choke by idkhow

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Heartbreaking Headcanon of the day;

Torchwick is to Neo what Qrow is to Ruby

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‘ Speaking my plans before I’ve put them into play isn’t exactly my style.  ’ The mask and the voice change didn't seem to bother the stray, he'd been through this before. Ciro would take a short drink from his cup of coffee, mulling over the pros and cons in his head for a moment. His purpose was justified, that much he was certain of. If said plans were leaked to anyone walking by however.... One can’t expect something for nothing. ‘ Realize how unfortunate it would be for a lot of people if this got spread around, but we’ve someone on our radar. You’ve no doubt heard of the attacks and building damage around the harbour, it’s just that we’ve put two and two together and figured out who it is. We just need to put them away, and they warrant the heavier hardware.  ’

Slides you a cookie.

“Aw shit, fam. How’d you know I had the munchies?”

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A small recording device was removed from his pocket and placed onto the table, he’d tap the record button once and waited a few seconds before he began. ‘ Just so I don’t forget anything said later on. Bad memory, y’know? Anyways- We find ourselves in need of hunter-grade capture nets and tranquilizer darts, along with a dart gun. Shock batons or such would also assist. Obviously we can’t just walk into the nearest 7-11 and pick these up, so who sells them under the table?  ’

Slides you a cookie.

“Aw shit, fam. How’d you know I had the munchies?”

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ayuume :

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But only for a while. Then it gets inside you and starts to fill you up, and after a while you don’t have the strength to fight it.

― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters

"Oh, God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding a lot."

"Stop squirming, I'm trying to help."

"Hang on, I got you."

"Just lean on me, I'll help you walk."

"We should get that looked at."

"Don't tilt your head back, you'll make your nosebleed worse!"

"Just sit up and breathe, ok?"

"Eh, you'll be fine. I think. Maybe."

"What ever you do, don't go to sleep. Stay awake."

"Oooooo. That looks painful."

"Oh, thank God! Don't scare me like that!"

"How the hell did you do this to yourself?"

"Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?"

"You stopped breathing."

"Oh look, it's alive."

"Take deep breaths, you'll be fine."

"Arms shouldn't move like that..."

"What happened to your leg?!"

"Yep, that's broken alright. How'd you manage that?"

"Here's some ice."

"You're welcome, by the way."

"Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?"

"Yeesh, you look like shit."

"Wait, you were mugged?!"

"Is that a stab/gunshot wound?"

"Ok, ew. I'm not cleaning that up."

"Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head."

"You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn't be moving arou d too much if I were you."

"We thought you were dead!"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?"

"Can you walk on your own?"

"You're getting blood on my clothes!"

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

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‘ I require simple things. Information.  ’

Slides you a cookie.

“Aw shit, fam. How’d you know I had the munchies?”

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‘ Gimme snacks or somethin’ .  ’

*Throws ciro at blaire*

     “And what am I gonna do with you?”

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‘ Joking! I’m not that naive. You just reminded me of a friend, and I always carry something around for them when they get hungry.  ’

Slides you a cookie.

“Aw shit, fam. How’d you know I had the munchies?”

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‘ Dunno what that means, just wanted to share.  ’

Slides you a cookie.

“Aw shit, fam. How’d you know I had the munchies?”

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u smell

Wow I can’t believe you would bully me like this??? Like I’ve not done anything to you can you not?