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i appreciate that the new dwarf fortress version plays intense war music with weapon clashing sound effects to alert me that a dozen macaques are being torn apart by three stray dogs

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some wonderful creamthing fanart

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Weekend activities

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there's so much desperation in this comment

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ive recently rediscovered cereal. there isn't much a bowl of plain special k and milk cannot fix.

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

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dry humping is literally an intellectual exercise but only in the most literal sense. it’s like sodoku or the iPhone game where you have to touch the tiles to the tune of a Beethoven song

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Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

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ii think that the humble Chestnut is sooo cute i want to put a bow on her due to her charm ...

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happy Monday pygmy marmosets lets suck on jungle fruit

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Pet meatwad