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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jeong Yunho/Song Mingi (ATEEZ) Characters: ATEEZ Ensemble Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Alpha Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ), Nesting, More tags will come with chapter two, trying to decide if explicit or mature fits the feel better, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, mingi is so loved

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saw the original and had to do this

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Queer exmos

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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they are my favorite siblings

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Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006) The Umbrella Academy (2019 ─ ) Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) The Simpsons (1989 ─ )

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and yes, I told god,

let me want

and he took that to mean

create a creature that is never satisfied.

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bitches will say they got into clown college on their own merit and like their parents facepaints aren’t on eggshells in the lobby of the new library

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if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

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this is KILLING MEEEEE

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jeong Yunho/Song Mingi (ATEEZ) Characters: Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ), Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Jung Wooyoung (ATEEZ), Park Seonghwa, ATEEZ Ensemble Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, It's like a moment in their life, when is it? great question, Oblivious Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ), Established Relationship, they make sense together, boyfriend material yunho, you get me - Freeform Summary:

In which Yunho is both the perfect boyfriend and also the last one to know it. Everyone feels like this about Song Mingi, right?

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one night

Modern au and wedding shenanigans

Its mbj and sqh’s wedding party! And sqq is meeting lbh for the first time at the dinner (he couldn’t attend the ceremony because fucking reasons). Here he is at a wedding where he knows basically nobody other than sqh (most of their mutual friends were either too busy or just assholes who elected not to go) but sqh told him to “fuck it up bro, come on!!! its my wedding so please please have fun!! go crazy, go wild! live the yolo life” so he’s drinking a bit more than he usually would, just wandering the gardens that surround the venue.

 Sqq thinks he’s not tipsy enough so he heads over to the bar again, only this time the guy serving drinks is lbh. (he’s seen him around the party a couple times and thought he was cute, but hasn’t been close enough to talk yet since he keeps moving around and chatting with the other guests)

But finally they’re in the same place for an extended period of time and they’re talking and laughing and drinking *(lbh is falling head over tits for sqq and already planning their own wedding) when sqq thinks to himself “well sqh only gets married once so lets take sqh’s dumb advice and make the most of this night. FUCK IT,’ and chugs the rest of his drink before propositioning lbh to a one night stand kinda thing. Hey, if this turns out to be some big mistake, what’re the odds I’ll have to deal with the consequences of a once night stand with some random guy from sqh’s wedding? Cause that’s the thing—sqq doesn’t know more about lbh than that he’s part of mbj’s side- who exactly he is to the man??? no clue at all. I mean, MBJ is a fucking mystery to him and he’s been dating sqh for longer than sqq has even known sqh !!!

so he asks lbh. I mean the guy seems interested, and tonight’s supposed to be a night of adventure! (of course, lbh is heart eyes, pink haze vision so he’s like “oh yes please yeah okay”)

cue sqq dragging him into some bushes down the path behind the bar. Its a very tipsy and giggly make out with sqq smiling into most of the kisses (lbh has never been happier to know that mbj is marrying that fucking rodent of a man–he’d have never met sqq otherwise) sqq has crawled into lbh’s lap when they finally break apart some time later, bc sqq thinks he hears a branch breaking “do you think that was somebody looking for us??” but before he can pull away, lbh grabs his hand and gently pulls him back against his body-

“do you want to come back to my room?” its a wedding on venue, and only a select number of people have a room in the little cottage that the original owners lived in so sqq is wondering just how lbh knows mbj if he’s one of the people with a room but he’s horny and hey its a “fuck it” kinda night so he agrees.

Cue the room: the frantic pulling of clothes slowed down to gentle hands against his waist; the sloppy kisses turn to precise ones against sensitive points on his body. Its supposed to be a night of passion and yet it feels like more love making than fucking.

In the morning, sqq wakes up with the worst hangover he’s had since sophomore year when sqh dared him to a drinking contest through purely stupid means. 

sqq looks around the room he finds himself alone in and starts to look for his clothes (lbh has hurried out to grab something to at least snack on for his future husband). Sqq sees a little poster board with notes and stings tied up. As he’s pulling on his pants he leans closer and sees the *JOBS for BEST MAN* notes and speech excerpts and goes absolutely blank minded.

FUCKING HELL I SLEPT WITH THE BEST MAN???

he’s given no more time to panic as lbh enters the room with his hangover cure, water, and toast. “sorry no one was expecting to make a big breakfast this early. But I’d really like it if you’d let me take you out to eat?” with the big puppy eyes and the ridiculous dimples on display and what’s sqq supposed to do?? break his fucking heart like some kind of monster? so he only a little reluctant agrees (it was good sex but it was only supposed to be one night) and as lbh sets his items down and comes up him, trying to drag him back to bed until a more reasonable hour, sqq can only hope that sqh’s “fuck it” policy comes back to bite him in the ass too

(Sqh is waking up to day one of his honeymoon with a sore ass and a hell of a hangover. The arm around his waist and the teeth marks that litter it prove that saying “fuck it” and confessing to his childhood best friend was the best decision he could’ve ever made)

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Honey, we’re getting married in a week

This is just a jc/lxh marriage fic idea cause I want them to be in love.

WWX and LWJ are getting married super soon and so Jiang Cheng and nie huisang have been working to help plan and organize the wedding. 

Except, one day, a week before the wedding, the three of them get together in lotus pier (hmm will we make this modern setting? I kinda like the idea of modern setting and them all living so maybe just jc’s kitchen) to talk over breakfast and wwx tells them that he just eloped and got married to lwj because they were too excited to wait the final week for the wedding. nhs is sitting there spoon with soup raised halfway to his mouth as he looks between the besotted wwx and the about to kill a bitch jc. 

JC: “Okay sure yeah congratulations you absolute whore; what about the fucking wedding we’ve been planning for months??” WWX: “bro we’re ready to honey moon and the wedding was causing too much stress for the baby” points to self as jc considers throwing the fucking table at him “besides, this is much better. we can just go enjoy ourselves and call off the wedding; no biggie”

nhs slowly backs away from the table and any breakable items as Jc rushes wwx and is like “imma fucking kill you dude” They settle down after a bit of a collision and nothing’s expensive and permanently broken so it’s all fine.

but Jc is so incensed about the time and effort they’ve spent planning the wedding that he’s like “no bitch, we’re having this wedding; I’ve spend too much time planning the perfect wedding for it not to come true. that’s just a wedding crime if I’ve ever heard of one” (wwx and nhs just exchange raised eyebrow and shoulder shrugs) “besides, we can’t get the downpayment for the venue or the caterer back and I was really looking forward to the cake. So you know what? fuck you, if you wont marry then I’ll just get married instead”

NHS and WWX are just shocked and like staring at each other and jc in wide eyed disbelief because what just happened? where the fuck did jc wanting to get married come into play??

Jc on the other hand is absolutely coming to play with this because hey the wedding was already going to be the same invitees (damn jc needs more friends than just the ones he shares with wwx) since it’s the jiangs and lans marrying together; just a different coupling. 

JC turning to the living room where lan xichen, nie mingjue, and meng Yao are chilling (lwj is picking up the kids from school and will be picking up wwx/ dropping off the juniors later); “Hey babe, we’re getting married on Saturday. Mark our calendar and make sure your family knows!”

Xichen getting told he’s marrying in a week; basically being proposed to by a boyfriend yelling from the kitchen two rooms away: “yeah okay sounds good! I’ll tell my uncle when I see him for dinner later”–proceeds to tell work story to friends as if nothing happened,,,,friends are big eye shock face emoji face.

Nmj and jgy are like “uhhh wtf?? y’all are getting married just like that? a week to psych yourselves up?? it took us fucking years to be marriage ready; are you sure about this??”

lxh is just peaceful serenity so they’re like bruh idk about this but okay; do you.

JC and LXh go to bed that night after fielding quite a few phone calls and changing official works to fit their wedding tastes slightly more (jc realizes either he and wwx have too much alike or he planned his own perfect wedding)

As they lay in bed together they’re like “with or without marriage I want to spend the rest of my life with you.  It’s just a big party that we’re getting ready for; and it’s not like it’s enough time to build up the kind of nerves that could come into play for the planning part so let’s just roll with the punches. I love you.”

And somehow it works? it works out so perfectly and the wedding is absolutely perfect for them??

Epilogue would be years later they’re planning to renew their vows and are like “damn now we gotta plan this shit ourselves, knowing its for us and okay woah that’s a bit overwhelming, super stressful. Who wants to pretend and tell me to set up their wedding renewal ceremony/party only to back out at the last minute. I think that’s just how my brain is gonna figure this shit out.” and lxh just looks at jc with the biggest heart eyes possible and just grabs his hand and when they look into each other’s eyes, he tells him “I bet I can trick lwj into saying they’ll renew their vows and need us to plan their party” “damn I knew I married you for the right reason”

and it’s just cute and love and marriage!

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Hanzo is taking care of Genji’s dog while he’s out of town.

One day he’s walking the pup while he’s on his lunch break and the dog gets loose so he’s running after him when McCree comes along on a bike (motorcycle?) and Hanzo like shouts “Look out!” only for McCree to notice too late and veer off course to avoid hitting the dog, but then of course he crashes into like a low fence or bush.

“Are you okay?” hanzo asks only for mccree to be like “yes, yes, whoa you’re very pretty” to which Hanzo is like “thank you, but yeah I guess that says yes to the possible concussion; how many fingers am I holding up?” and when mccree tries to be like “oh no wait I’m okay. You’ve got 2 fingers up, trust me everything is okay! I swear I was just uh anyways” (you know the textbook case of a guy who is flustered because they fell off a motorcycle in front of a cute boy) Hanzo is still very much fussing over how he made this dude fall into a bush and like whoa he’s hot and very much his type so floundering on his end too.

Mccree almost stumbles getting up to which hanzo is like “you’re gonna die for reals; you sure you’re okay?”as mccree tries to reassure him that its fine. Hanzo looks at his watch and is like “I’m really sorry, but I have to go to work, but please tell me that you’re okay and like if I need to pay for any hospital or bike replacement bills?” hanzo grabs a business card and pen from his pocket where he writes his phone number before handing it over to mccree and walking away after kinda embarrassed collecting the dog that was just sat at their feet getting light scratches from mccree

And as he turns back to kinda just awkwardly wave bye; mccree is left sitting there like “I guess love at first sight really do be a thing, well fuck”

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alright listen im having a lot of fengqing thoughts so here’s a marriage proposal one:

In this story, fengqing is engaged and it’s the 8th time (or some ridiculously high number) that they’re engaged, because they always end up having issues with the engagement/wedding planning process where they come out fighting and almost breaking up (whether it be bc they want different locations or different times of the year or even just different ideas of who to invite) and like logically they’re both in love with each other and absolutely don’t want to break up (they’re engaged and in a love match for a reason y'all!!) the whole idea of getting married just always, without doubt, stresses them out to the point where someone else has to intervene and just get them to talk to one another (talk about why these little problems lead to such big fights since they’re both dumbasses that just need to talk!!).

and like they talk and then come to the agreement that they’re happy as they are and they don’t even need to get married, “why were we even stressing about it in the first place? we know what we are and that’s enough!” and they move on in happy “non-wedded bliss” for the next ~80 years before something happens and one of them proposes (idea of marriage) and they’re engaged and it’s the “honeymoon” phase of engagement all over again as they start the cycle again.

and i’m thinking maybe that this is just like backstory that would be told by an outsider pov (I dont know enough about tgcf characters to know whose pov it should be) but this is how the fic would start where they’re just like recounting this to themselves/ looking back at previous times/arguments during engagements as Mu Qing “gushes” to them about their newest proposal story.

And like the story is about how 9th time is the try for sure, 9th time we’ll get this wedding deal going!! hell yeah, these two bitches will finally be married so we don’t have to deal with this shit anymore!!

Honestly, don’t know how the actual flow of the story would go but I just want a dumbass marriage proposal fic and a part of me wants to try to flesh the idea out more but the other part of me doesn’t know enough about their dynamic to really feel like I could do the fic justice, ya know?? anywho, thoughts on the brain babyyy