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Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew Sarah or Sara Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie Johnathan or Johnathon

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Let Him Have The Sausages

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americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong

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i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

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somebody: im not a furry

somebody: heres me as a zootopia citizen though

me: thats a fursona and the police are on their way

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my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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Tumblr Code.

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The worst thing you can do on Tumblr is make a post

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what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful