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I just think he's neat 🪼

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requests

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Birthday time I get to make smt lazy and self indulgent

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stress

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bro did not expect him to actually do it.

i don't know what this is lol. happy new year.

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Joel in a maid uniform /j

lizzie thanks you

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bisexual worsties

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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Akitoya moths based on tweet

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i know im known as a bennett lover here but saki will always be my true love

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disney princess ✨

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"i made that bed with my blood and sweat" listen obvi not, but in my head, i'm just picturing ody being dramatic as FUCK over like. an ikea bed.

"odysseus, my love, please, just look at the instruc-"

"I AM ATHENA'S CHOSEN. I DO NOT NEED THE CARTOON MEN TO CONDESCEND TO ME."

*penelope, rolling her eyes, making peace with sleeping in guest quarters tonight knowing that bed will NOT be built by the time she's ready to go to sleep*

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Forgot to post this one here

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bamboozlers as team rocket?

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Everyone say thank you Wild life for giving us the following:

Scaridarity

Scarian divorce (and marriage again)

Grumbo marriage

Widow Grian

Scott x BigB as creaking

Scarlet Pearl

Seablings team

Dogwarts reunion

BigB being unsettling

Tango hitting his breaking point and going feral

Jimmy’s canary curse confirmed to be broken

The four Gs (gaslight gatekeep girlboss girldad)

Actually it’s 5 now since Etho is their ally so add grandpa

Jimmy escaped that coal mine but Mumbo fucking didn’t

Snail thought experiment gone wrong

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My God

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Live reaction to the banner announcement