I'm on death row, "what's your final meal" the guards ask, in which I reply "pussy"
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So what. You're implying youre not a person? Fucking rat boy.
Do you eat the paper that wraps the cone after or with the rest of the ice cream?
I eat that then throw the rest away like any reasonable ‘person’
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I wish I knew what fandom this could possibly be referencing. It will remain lost to the mysteries of time
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Guys say happy birthday to my pet lizard
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Just saw a girl slip on an orange peel, don't know how to feel
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Ew I'm gonna cry
Uncle Jack is fuckin Dead
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Uncle Jack is fuckin Dead
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Smaller
Today we are all cowboys
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Hitler radiates bottom energy
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Im crying looks it fanart by @jeremy-aint-heere
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Quit your blithering
You know what, blackmail is pretty cool
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And why do you dare defy me, small being
You know what, blackmail is pretty cool
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You know what, blackmail is pretty cool
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howdy,,, im snake
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a collab between me and the legendary @fundipflip !! please check them out, theyre a good friends of my. give us a like or a reblog to show us you care !! thank you!!! :D
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This is a mistake
a collab between me and the legendary @fundipflip !! please check them out, theyre a good friends of my. give us a like or a reblog to show us you care !! thank you!!! :D
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO NICE IM LITERALLY A PORNBOT
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