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video game christmas music

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I just got Flora to level 40!

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So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it:

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She seriously thought it was a joke until he and her people convinced her it’s for real.

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I made something

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you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

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i have a soft spot in my heart for 2 things: morons and dads and combined you get fire spirit and tiger lily

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Do you like Voltron?

Listen to me. I don’t know a single thing about Voltron. Not a single damn thing. All I know is that I cannot post anything without it being tagged as Voltron, eventually, inevitably. I’ve had mental illness posts tagged as Voltron. I’ve had selfies tagged as Voltron. I don’t have anything against the Voltron fandom at all but I am deeply afraid of Voltron as a concept and what it means to me on a personal level and I truly believe I could get hit by a car and as I lay dying someone would point at me and say I looked like something from Voltron and I plan to be buried one day in an unmarked grave to avoid any further comparisons.

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fun game!! dont look at my about and guess these things based on how you perceive me:

age pronouns and gender zodiac sign romantic status eye color hobbies introverted / extroverted favorite season

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i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

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“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

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Cute pet names to call your significant other:

-Incandescent One

-Golden and Shimmering One

-Master of the Crabs

-Seething Nuclear Chaos

-Lobster of the Deep

-Leech of the Aeons

-Ultimate Abomination

-Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young

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Cheating has become so normalized in society that people act like loyalty is something to be proud of when it should be standard

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The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

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Wait for it

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I am LOSING my mind this is so funny