visit-me-here-in-wonderland
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Mid 20s in the mid 20s.Overly fond of cartoons, cats, and commas.
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Ladies and Gentlemen: Cabin Pressure headcanon that Carolyn would totally dress Snoopadoop up as an extra guest for Herc's birthday party. The dog is called Snoopasheep now
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If I were president of Doctor Who, I'd make a Simpsons episode and I'm not joking
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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
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no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
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Today's Seal Is: Bird Observation Hour
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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ok since jk Rowling has picked a new woman of color to harass i feel the need to remind everyone that she's not doing anything strange or like. out of the ordinary. and that women of color (both cis and trans) have always had to fight to be acknowledged as real women in white society. like yes she is being transmisogynistic but she is also continuing a very long lasting racist & white supremacist tradition of denying women of color our womanhood.
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JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour
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so much rage for anyone who tells the story of the radium girls like “ohoho weren’t people in the 20s fucking stupid” and not like “corporate greed has always cost people’s lives and health”
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND (2016) DEATH LET ME DO MY SPECIAL (2024)
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