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in this highly charged political climate, i know what america needs. it needs crab legs boiled in mountain dew.

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at the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. then the moment will pass, and the man will be gone. there will be nothing to show that we were ever here but stardust. the last man, alone with god. am i that man?

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i don’t care - i function on this planet with reckless abandon!

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lets keep knowing each other until we die

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if i’m not on the back of a horse, i’m not alive

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technically edible! the best kind of edible!

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for it is through your heart of iron wrapped in gentle mercy that you bring hope to people everywhere

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too much radio not enough head

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up is very very near by, it's just hard to get to, because the planet loves us very much and hates to let go.

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i fear that last night i jimmy’d a little too close to the sun.

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we want your eyeballs to eat our skin. and i want you to tell me how it tastes, buddy.

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il faut battre les morts quand ils sont froids

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free speech protects you from the government, but not from the consequences of speaking before me with lies riddling your tongue like warts to a toad

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killing must feel good to God, too— he does it all the time.

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what’s more satisfying to you - seeing something get created, or something destroyed? well, the longer i live, i come to the conclusion that the difference between creation and destruction is only an illusion in your mind.

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a body's just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. all that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.

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i’m aware of the defendant and i hate him.