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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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beta zigzagoon i love youuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy burn your house down day

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it’s that time of year

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#Tag yourself

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IT'S OCTOBER 3RD

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Ed looking at his brother over the years. (Happy Elric house fire day!!)

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happy fullmetal alchemist day eve! resurrect your mom burn your house down don't forget and make sure to leave some cookies (no milk) out for edward tonight!

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

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Mushishi (the anime) really asked "do you want to experience The Horrors(TM) while you are rendered immobilized by the stunning visuals and calm atmosphere of the human condition in a fantasy rural japan?" and did not wait for answer

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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.