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i think this puts sparx in the top percentage of pikachu

Fuck Pikachu. Fuck Raichu too. emolga is better than both of them actually and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

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why do you hate him :(

Fuck Pikachu. Fuck Raichu too. emolga is better than both of them actually and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

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Thoughts on Sparx?

Funnily enough, I actually wanted to talk to Rat(?) about her little Sparx situation.

From what my sister has told me, I think that the issue is that there’s a lack of trust and understanding between the two. The kind that only really comes from— well… I’ll hold off on that idea for the moment. Don’t think she’d appreciate putting ideas in her daughter’s head without talking to her about it first.

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Heard you met Red as a kid. Is that true?

Red? Oh no, never met the guy myself. I’m good friends with Hibiki though. Think he goes by Ethan sometimes?

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What's your second favorite pokemon?

I’d have to say Sentret and Furret! My sister and I used call ourselves the Rodent Wreckers back in the day.

…Ignore that neither Sentret nor Furret are rodents LOL. We were preteens at the time.

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This is so real and true. They are the perfect Pokémon ever. One might even say they’re in the top percentage of Pokemon.

rattata are literally the perfect pokemon ever. have you seen their little feet?????? hav e you??? They literally use them to grab shit can you believe it

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What's your current ranking in competitive? What formats do you enjoy?

In Johto, I’m ranked 9th out of the top 100 trainers. I’m probably nowhere near as close to top percentage internationally 😅 My go-to formats are Singles and 1v1s, but sometimes I’ll dip my toes into Little Cup.

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Were you just making shit up with the old catchphrase, or was it actually based on something?

I was manifesting. But now I’m officially recognized as one of the top competitive Raticate users so 💪 never give up on your dreams!

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My niece thought it’d be fun for me to say this:

I’m the infamous (former) Youngster Joey AMA

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Congrats on: Rat

congrats on me <3

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Did Joey's rattata evolve?

idk you tell me

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its realky late rn but we figally made it to cgefrygrove. yiope yaaayyttyy

uhcle joey can carry me ti bef mhhm gn

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ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME

JOHTO HERE I COME!!!!

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It's Friday!!!! You're free until the next semester or whatever!!

ONCE SCHOOL IS OUT I GRT TO GO TO JOHTO YAYAYAUAUA

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its all good

If i was a pokemonwhat pokemon do you think I would be.

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birdie :] hopes this helps

If i was a pokemonwhat pokemon do you think I would be.

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running in circles running in circles running in circles. friday cant come fast enough i need to speed up time