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brb firing a laser directly at your house to instantly obliterate the rattata

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Good luck, I hope you beat a lot of bugcatchers and younsters.

the last thing that the passerby trainer sees before i beat their squirtle and win 250₽

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Route… I wanna say 2? It's been a while since I was in Kanto.

yep yep!

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i love clocking into my shift at work. i work here btw <3

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oh my uncle joey lives in cherrygrove which is like right next door!! ive been there on vacation a few times when mom n i go to visit her hometown, and he takes me out training there so i know that route up n down. were actually hoping to go visit him this winter break so!!!

anyone want to meet me here for a battle? No? Ok.

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mom says im not allowed to meet strangers on the internet irl. also route 30 johto is a far walk :(

anyone want to meet me here for a battle? No? Ok.

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oh u like storms? name every storm

Really cool name origin. Also, there's a storm where I am right now, so it's kind of fitting to see this post I guess.

Heh. Watch out.

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sparx came up with a fun new game called “how many birds can he snipe from the air with thundershock until the local rangers (aka robin’s dad) come to our house to tell us hes been doing that and that he needs to stop doing that”

:/

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marely a victim of my wrathttata

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Yeah, and rats, very youngster Joey coded

and a horsey. dont forget the horsey.

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You're very youngster Joey coded.

im literally a youngster

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Your uncle is THE youngster Joey!? That explains a lot actually.

whats that sposed to mean? 🤨

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thanks youngcle (young uncle) o777

oh youve met a celebrity before? ash ketchum personally picked me up from school once

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ALSO IM A NIECE I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT EARLIER

oh youve met a celebrity before? ash ketchum personally picked me up from school once

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IM ALSO TWELVE AND MY MOM IS UR SISTER????

oh youve met a celebrity before? ash ketchum personally picked me up from school once

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U N C L E J O E Y ? ? ? ? ? ?

oh youve met a celebrity before? ash ketchum personally picked me up from school once

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YEAH HIM!!!

oh youve met a celebrity before? ash ketchum personally picked me up from school once