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I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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"Timber" with every second beat removed

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picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

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