couples quarrel
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
boyfriend: -_-
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Question for Non-Usamericans:
Tell me in tags, for you personally what was the most surprising thing about Usamericans when you started interacting with them?
ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵘˢᵃᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ
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Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild
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anyone else just constantly feel like you fucked something up and you dont know what it is but youre just waiting for the repercussions to happen
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funniest shit is going down on discord rn
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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.
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Me: "I'm not scared of: Clowns, Spiders, Heights, Small Spaces(I actually find them comforting), Bugs, The Ocean, OR the dark B)"
Me when WIND:
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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper
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Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design
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Is there a language you can read decently, but feel like you're awful at speaking it?
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List of vetted Palestinian fundraisers – Sept. 18
This is a list of vetted campaigns from Palestinians that have reached out to me today. All of them have stories either verified by known vetters, are present on vetted fundraiser lists or have been vetted by association. Please boost their campaigns and donate if possible. One small donation can make a huge difference for them!
@abdallaalhaj / vetting proof / donate (£230/£50,000)
@shadyfamily / vetting proof / donate (€832/€50,000)
@mohmad40 / vetting proof / donate (€4,572/€80,000)
@jomana-ha / vetting proof / donate ($15,440/$60,000)
@hebamater492 / vetting proof / donate ($938 CAD/$30,000 CAD)
@familygazaamal / vetting proof / donate ($1,116/$30,000)
@nisreensuhail / vetting proof / donate (€9,077/€50,000)
Taglist:
@papenathys @heliopixels@nimbooz@hiveswap@fiqrr
@irhabiya@feluka@anneemay@tumkaafiho@fleshdyk3
@paandaan@itsfookingloosah@himejoshikaeya
@colombinna@br-eddrolls@0luna123@block-swing-perry
@divineclouds@error-core-animations@juneybug@apocalyptic-dancehall@kingofthebookcase
@briarhips@dirhwangdaseul@mahoushojoe@rhubarbspring@three-croissants
@specialmouse@thehollyraven@the-olive-gardens
@transmutationisms @timetravellingkitty
@schoolhater @pcktknife
@wellwaterhysteria
@deepspaceboytoy @post-brahminism @khanger @kibumkim
@7bitter @tortiefrancis @buttercuparry
@toiletpotato@fromjannah@omegaversereloaded@vague-humanoid@evillesbianvillain
@aristotels@komsomolka@xinakwans
@ot3@amygdalae@lonniemachin@dykesbat
@watermotif@stuckinapril@mavigator@lacecap@yugiohz
@socalgal@chilewithcarnage@ghelgheli@vakarians-babe @naetaesarya
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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
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you COMMENT on fic? you comment on the story like it's worth something? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for One Thousand Years!!!!
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Wags my tail in a masculine and classy fashion
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