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We have to destroy the LinkedIn industrial complex
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all I want is to be cunty but I'm too afraid. I'm in my twenties and I'm too afraid to serve
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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that coffee you left since autumn โ Submitted by nemethos-deamon
#491540 #974764 #CC93A3 #E5674B #911619
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.
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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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Oh my Gosh... October :o)! Happy October! (I tuck myself into the soil and Begin to sink pleasantly into the ground)
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โThe entire British museum is an active crime sceneโ - John Oliver
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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
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