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so guess who forgot his email and couldn’t log in

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I’m not dead, just gone

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I'm not dead, just gone

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                 I’ll cry if you yell at me

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tcrrificd:

                  ❛ nah, it’s no fun when you already know about it. ❜    the                     demon sighs heavily before letting his palm rest on the                     back of his neck.   ❛ people throw you into trash bins? ❜

“O-OH MAN, IT’S HAPPENED More times than I’d like, uh-- I-ideally.” Morty says with a Nervous smile.

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peniisparker:

“YOU KNOW WHAT? I KINDA AGREE ON THAT ONE.” A muffled groan escapes him as he shifts up on the bed, entire body aching with every motion. Face is just about screwed into a permanent wince as he has his own look at the range of injuries covering his body, and, yeah, this is gonna be a hard one to explain to Aunt May. He’s not actually sure where to put the bag of peas once he’s given it, though he decides to go for the black eye after a moment. That one wouldn’t be so easy to hide from May.“Hey, it’s the black eyed peas,” he weakly mumbles, a snort escaping him, and, yeah, he should probably be focusing on the more important things at the moment. “Oh, yeah— it’s in the bathroom cabinet. Second shelf on the left.”

DESPITE HIS PREVIOUS ANXIETY AT MORTY’S PRESENCE, the fact that he was being surprisingly nonchalant about the entire thing filled Peter with relief. “Yeah— it’s probably better with no questions asked. Thanks, dude.”

“BODY’S B-BANGED UP, BUT THE SENSE OF HUMOR SEEMS INTACT. I guess, uh-- your-- the prognosis is that you’ll p-p-probably survive.” He Offers a small smile, a weak attempt at reassurance before hopping off To find aforementioned first aid kit. His anxiety spikes having to dig around In someone else’s house, but he just keeps on repeating in his head that Peter’s well-being is more important than him accidentally probably putting Something back in the wrong place as he fumbles with the kit. Morty nearly Trips as he comes back in, playing it off by sitting on the floor to open and Rifle through the first aid kit. “I’ve seen w-worse, if you can b-believe it.” He Stutters, producing an antiseptic wipe. “C-C’MON, EDGE OF THE BED SO I CAN GET TO YOU.” MORTY SAYS, Ripping the package open with his teeth so he can take out the strong-smelling Cloth. “Th-this is gonna sting, b-but it’s better than the skin a-around your eye Getting infected, s-so move those peas a sec.”

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Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

Morty Smith Moodboard ☆彡 Rick and Morty

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Drew Rick & Morty while rewatching season 2 💚

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Paper flowers by Grace D. Chin // words written by Joanna Newsom

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ooc. I wanted to practice lineart in sai so I drew my ocs rnm style owo

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© 후니마우스

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            hey motherfuckers let’s get rocking

to cut to the chase, i hit that dank 500+ follower milestone awhile back and it’s almost my birthday, so i figured that this was probably a good time to give back to all you rad blogs that put up with me for some reason, so here i am !! i’ll be drawing the winners on my birthdate,  AUGUST 30th. 

━━  RULES.

1.  you must be following me!  if you’re a new follower, or if you follow me after the giveaway begins, don’t worry! you can still join in!  we do not have to be mutuals! (aka, i don’t have to be following you for you to win. ) 2. roleplay blogs only, sorry!   if you’re a sideblog, you can reply this post or you can reblog it and write your other blog’s url in the tags!  3. one reblog and one like will be counted. 4. GIVEAWAY ENDS ON AUGUST 30th. winners will have a week to respond or the prize will be given to someone else!

━━  DANK ASS PRIZES. ( examples will not be fully reflective of the quality or prize, but will offer an example of what i can do. )

1. one winner will receive one fully colored image with a simple background ( one, two, three, four, five, )  with an option of turning it into a simple gif ( one, two, three, four. )  two characters max. 2. one winner will receive one lineart image with flat color ( one, two, three. ) two characters max. 3. two winners will receive a dank ass doodle ( one, two, three, four. ) two characters max.

heck, if this post ends up getting more notes + more people interested than i expected, then i’ll add some motherfucking mORE shit to give away. heck yeah. i’ll see you motherfuckers in the court. 

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codadamaged:

he was second guessing himself anyways. the hologram didn’t only work for mortys, but that was just the standard. he wasn’t sure what else he would use as a mascot, but it did bring up a good point. 

 ❛ it’s just a prototype anyways, you know? i- i’m not sure what else to make it, but it has to be something that’s uh– it has to be neutral. something that won’t stress out other mortys. but i guess we see enough of ourselves on our day to day, huh ?    do you have any suggestions? ❜

“I THINK I-IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT WAS A CUTE GIRL...” He’s probably not being much help, but he’d much rather That than staring at more of-- himself. “I mean n-not like, A, uh, Jessica, but... Someone really pretty and, like-- uh, Unattainable, so like-- the Mortys won’t get too obsessive? But it would be nice ... I don’t know... That was it can’t possibly Be something that will trigger or upset anyone, because... That would b-be bad, you know? I’m... Probably t-talking too Much. Sorry.”