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Beatrice Baudelaire: Bertrand, Lemony, I am sorry for psychologically scarring you both.

Bertrand Baudelaire and Lemony Snicket (simultaneously): Which time?

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Count Olaf: I will make you sorry you were ever born.

Lemony Snicket: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I am already very sorry I was ever born

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WATCHED IN 2019 ↬ ♡ a series of unfortunate events ♡

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Justice Strauss: Please rise if you have ever felt personally victimized by Count Olaf.

Every major/minor/background character: *rises*

Olaf: Finally, a standing ovation!

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2x05 || 3x06

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Y’all what is your favorite Olaf disguise and why?

Personally, it’s all about Detective Dupin. The half-open shirt and terrible bling and entirely inn appropriate scatting! A+ disguise

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The fucking commentary on this show though.

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Young Olaf’s face transitioning into Lemony’s face to show that the two sides of VFD aren’t as different as they seem

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SEND  TRY + A CHARACTER  YOU’D LIKE TO SEE ME ( ATTEMPT ) TO WRITE !

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I love shipping a lot but one of my favorite things about ASOUE and the larger universe is how great it is for creating other kinds of relationships, especially sibling relationships. I love writing siblings more than any kind of dynamic.

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sorry I haven’t been here much today. I got very little sleep last night and it has made things impossible. I am around to plot or chat atm but probably won’t do any replies. 

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“He’s so embarassing!” “I think he looks noble. The strong profile, the one eyebrow…”

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Not to be that bitch, but plot twist! What if the one who started the Baudelaire fire was…. Ellington Feint. After all these years, she made a plan to take revenge from Lemony. He killed the person she loved most, so she would kill the person he loved most… Beatrice. She trapped the Baudelaire parents and set fire to the mansion. Boom.

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(From the link on last reblog)

I love Mr. Handler

We all arguing about what makes sense or not and he just doesn’t even care

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”