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saw this on twitter and had to speedrun this

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TWISTED HAPPENINGS #01: "That's the Rules of Uno!"

Synopsis: Idia, Malleus, Sebek, Leona, and Floyd all play a spontaneous game of Uno together, but Sebek has a trick up his sleeve...

A/N: inspired by a chaotic game of uno i had irl with the fam at a christmas party in 2023 LOL

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*Inside a large room where festivities were happening; there's music playing through the speakers. Many tables & food stalls strewn about the room, with many people eating, laughing, chatting, or playing various card/board games. Idia, Floyd, Malleus, Sebek, and Leona are all playing a chaotic game of Uno at one of the tables*

Floyd: You're mighty quiet over there, Sea Sluuug

Malleus: ........

Idia: LOL his cards are STACKED

Leona: Who's turn is it?

Floyd: Mine! *smug ass grin, holding 3 cards and slamming one down on the table* DRAW 4, FIREFLY SQUID! HAHAHA

Idia: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! *reaches over to pull 4 cards*

Sebek: Ha! As they say, the more the merrier!

Malleus: So does that mean I have an advantage? *shows his hand of 24 cards*

Sebek:

Floyd: Who's gonna tell him?

Leona: I'll let him have this... *smirk*

Sebek: All those cards... I-I mean...! I'M SO SORRY FOR RIDICULING YOU LIKE THAT, MY LIEGE!!

Malleus: ...So I'm losing?

Idia: I mean, it is his first Uno card game. Guhuhu!

Sebek: Never fear! It is my turn now -- *clutching 7 cards, eyes burning at one* -- AND I, SEBEK, SHALL SAVE YOU!!! *SLAMS CARD DOWN*

Floyd: No way, a blank wild card? Croc might be cooking something...

Sebek: *looks at Idia* If I remember correctly, during our practice round, you've emphasized this card is of immaculate importance. Remind me of what it means again?

Idia: Uh... you can pretty much call the shots and come up with your own rules with that card.

Leona: Oh, I see where this is going.

Sebek: OUTSTANDING! Malleus! The weight of those cards must be a burden. These utter fools shall feel ashamed for putting you at a disadvantage. But fear not, for I shall come up with the most brilliant rule known to all living beings! I will not let you lose at a mere, foolish human card game... So therefore, my rule is simple: THE GREAT MALLEUS DRACONIA WINS THE GAME!!!

Leona: ...Aaand there it is. *pushes his chair back and gets up, leaving with a groan* Which food table has the meat? I'm starving.

Idia: WUT?! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT BRO WTF

Sebek: But I am confused. You told me I could make up my own conditions with this card, did you not?

IdIa: Uh, yeah, you can make up a rule... technically... but just going super saiyan and giving someone the easy W is a totally rigged move LOL

Malleus: ...!

Sebek: Ah, seeing Malleus overcome with joy...! *sniffle* CONGRATULATIONS, MY LIEGE!

Floyd: *face growing dark, holding up 2 of his own cards between his fingers* I'm not vibing with your rules, Croc...

Sebek: Those are the rules. You must abide to them!

Floyd: *threatening look* Funny... I never said I'd abide to your stupid rules.

Sebek: Fiend! Are you threatening me?

Floyd: Sure am. You're just asking to get squeezed, Croc...

*Sebek & Floyd argue before Floyd's mood drops and he slinks away, bored out of his mind*

Sebek: Hah! Utter fool!

Malleus: .......*holding onto his 24 cards in one hand for dear life*

Idia: Uh... Malleus? I guess you won the game in a totally fair way. GG

Malleus: ...I won, but the cards are still in my hands. Is that a good thing?

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41 gems 💀💀🙏🙏

Your twst account is the definition of that “Lets go gambling!” Video

If you need tips on saving just say the word and I’ll share my stash 🙏🙏

All the gems i got are free gems from missions and shit (since I only go for the free gems, I ain't spending no money on any gacha i'm broke as hell anyways LOL!!!!) 😭😭😭

I just be holding onto them now coz the gambler in me came out one day and i was tryna get an ssr of lionpants (my nickname for leona lol) and i went down to the single digits 💀

i ain't never doing that again!!! 🥶

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Ngl malleus tsum tsum card looks like he’s going to start throwing them like dodge balls

LMFAO WAIT IT DOES

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What were they doing here

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🐉 my latest drawing of Malleus VS my very first drawing of Malleus

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idk grab yourself a meal on a wednesday night (this caption makes no sense)

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i typed it in and it immediately led to me to google translate of a japanese word (idk if translation(s) is accurate or not)

NEED TO ASK MY CAT WHAT SHE WAS TRYNA TELL ME WITH THIS

ikuji

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pfffft

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need to ask her who the hell is ikuji

ikuji

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WHAT THE FUCK???? MY CAT JUST WALKED OVER MY PHONE AND TYPED & SENT THAT SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭

ikuji

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ikuji

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GRAAAAH IM STARING AT THESE MALLEUS SSRs FOR DAAAAYS MAN

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Tried out the character headcanon generator thing and my freaking heart dropped 😭😭😭😭

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- May we meet again, Child of Man -

After a while no thanks to work and college, I finally finished this! The BoTW/ToTK dragon Malleus design belongs to @vinyldraconia / @loafbud !!! Please go follow them, their art is amazing! I had so much fun making this! Wanted to make an outfit for Malleus if he were sent to past and what led to him becoming the Briar Dragon in the first place.

I also have the Timelapse for this piece!

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Hello! Sorry for bothering you! 😅

I saw your edit to the Briar Dragon design you made, and I was wondering if I could make fanart of it? 👉🏻👈🏻 obviously going to give credit lol

If not, no worries 😊 really cool design for what Malleus would like as a dragon in BoTW/ToTK, by the way! 😊

hey!

OMG YOOOO- heck yeah !!!! 🗣️🗣️ you (and anyone’s) free to make fanart of my Briar Dragon design !!

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Bro was denied of ice cream I bet that’s why he’s pissed

he’s like “>8( ????? what do you MEAN i cant have my triple sized >8((( french vanilla ice cream scoop??? >8((((”