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it's dangerous to go alone, take this!

I’ll take two!

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how are you?

i'm good

thanks for asking

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the way this is so vertically long and gets funnier and funnier as you scroll down is experiential genius

Wither: Ascend

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gem's angler fish? pretty cool.

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I tried Bdubs' pillar challenge with my pillaring block of choice.

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This is so cool and well done!!! ah the memories

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

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Doc speedrunning the stages of grief as he watches Joe's latest intro:

Bonus:

(Last five minutes of livestream March 9th 2024)

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Anyways... what?

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omg syksy my beloved tysm <3 <3 lmao just saw this asdfjdsfafj your song is one of my faves i’ve ever done, so much fun to piece together all the ideas/requests, I thrive on limitations in art hehe

yesyes hi hello music comms are still open, link to website will change soon hopefully so to be sure it’s the right link, find it here https://linktr.ee/Vin_shoken

Hi, this is not for me but for my friend Vin_shoken who is taking commissions but apparently doesn't want to use Tumblr to promo herself so I'm doing it for her

If you follow me, you might know some of Vin's MCYT parody songs, perhaps the one she did for the MCYTblr Sexyman Tournament:

The Billy Eilish's "Bad Guy" parody about the Bad Boys is great too.

She also does some seriously awesome atmospheric pieces, including my favourite, the one that's labeled "super cool original song i love sm" on her website, which was actually made for me :D (I'm not biased at all lmao)

It was for my character for a Minecraft roleplay series that unfortunately never ended up happening (well at least not yet... who knows). My character was supposed to be an ancient construct, like a clockwork robot from the bronze age or something along those lines, think Laputa: Castle in the Sky (the Ghibli movie). I had some very weird and specific requests for the vibe of the song, some of which were frankly mutually contradictory, and Vin still delivered exactly what I wanted and I think also read my mind to give me things I didn't even know how to ask for.

She's also very funny and a master of silly puns.

So yeah, go check her out at least and maybe consider commissioning!

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GETTING VISIBLE

Hope you’re giving yourself breaks and caring for your needs ❤️

📸: emdashphotos

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celebratory ukulele!

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MCYT SEXYMAN WINNER JOE HILLS

[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]

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MCYT SEXYMAN WINNER JOE HILLS

[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]

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HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE NOT KNOW THAT THERE'S A RESPONSE TO HERMITGANG BY JOE HILLS AND IT HAS AN ELY REMIX???????

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Thanks so much to everyone who made tonight’s concert a blast! The Tumblr presence was felt and appreciated :)

If you missed the show or want to relive it, catch the VOD here before Twitch takes it down: VOD link

OR watch it forever by subscribing to the Patreon: patreon.com/redactedhills

And as always, VOTE JOEEEEEEEEE

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#yessss #instantly recognizable as her well done #also that background is very pretty #music notes and chroma green my beloved

i think quinn deserves to be a cool ghost too. she's basically canon to the server now +

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Need MCYTSexyman for my LinkedIn awards section

Just me asking my professional colleagues to vote for me.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/joehills_round-7-activity-7031297065963933696-z0KW