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vinelady · 11 hours
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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vinelady · 11 hours
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on Zillow like. that is not a house. words have meaning. you cannot call that a house.
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vinelady · 11 hours
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snoopy image of the day
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i’m “the petrol of sun of flowers” 
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vinelady · 16 hours
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vinelady · 16 hours
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i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.
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vinelady · 16 hours
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hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo
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vinelady · 16 hours
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HELLO ?
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vinelady · 16 hours
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took a break from studying to draw this bec i heard it was batman day !!!
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vinelady · 16 hours
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Well done...👏👏👏
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vinelady · 16 hours
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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
5. Stay safe.
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vinelady · 16 hours
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Florida is in my thoughts today
Keep axes in your attics
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Dame Maggie Smith
1934-2024
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vinelady · 20 hours
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vinelady · 20 hours
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it wasn't supposed to happen this way
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vinelady · 20 hours
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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
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