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m/alachai parker has no idea what it feels like to be loved
#understandable bc he's terrible but :( still sad#kai voice: okay but i know what it feels like to be feared which is better !!!!!#me: .....this is why no one loves you#OUT OF CHARACTER.#edit: i don't even mean romantically#his family didn't even love him :(#what jo got called: sweetie (probably)#what kai got called: abomination#amazing. love the parker family. v good parenting
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KAI PARKER APPRECIATION WEEK ↳ day 5: funniest moment
#IRREDEEMABLE PIECE OF TRASH.#one of my favorite kai scenes thank you.#corpse /#gore /#not rly but idk how else to tag this#only kai parker can act like a child after showing off the man he murdered.
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like this for a starter. there’s a pretty good chance i’ll come to you for plotting beforehand.
#OUT OF CHARACTER.#i updated my rules tho so if you wanna Read that that would be pretty n*ce.#just a gentle reminder that if you want anything romantic w this asshole it'll be.......#Difficult + a definite slow burn. also toxic af.
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Best of Kai - 19 / ∞
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hisache.
he groans, eyes narrowing at the male. finn wasn’t interested in hearing him speak, especially about the murder of the grill manager. he looks around him before his gaze returns to him, and he’s still visibly annoyed. ❛❛ you know, i’d rather not be enlightened on your gruesome murder escapades. so if you could just spare me the unpleasant details that would be fantastic. ❜❜ he speaks, bitterness lacing his tone.
❛❛ why the hell am i here ? ❜❜
❛❛ BORING. what’s the point of committing murder if i can’t brag about it? some people are so ungrateful here i am, always willing to share perfectly good stories, and yet all i get is, ‘ that’s illegal, kai. what the hell’s wrong with you? ‘ it’s a little discouraging. ❜❜ a look of disgruntlement temporarily consumes the heretic’s features, dark brows knit together, devilish lips curled into a frown. it’s quick to vanish, jumping back to a more excited state, launching into yet another story.
❛❛ have i told you the one where i kill my mom? god, that was such a good day. they didn’t like me touching them, my family. didn’t want me to steal their magic, which, of course, only made me want to steal it more. so, one day, mommy comes home early from work to check on the toddlers. she’s pregnant; another set of gemini twins just cooking in her oven. which pisses me off, naturally, because it’s so obvious they just don’t want me to be the leader spoiler, they failed so i grab her wrist while she’s in the kitchen. she starts fighting me, but i’ve already got some of her magic, so i pull a total carrie white, and use what i’ve stolen to send a knife flying at her throat. you should’ve seen it, man. blood gushing, mom screaming, my brother and sister crying. definitely my favorite family bonding experience. ❜❜
he’s gotten off track, only just now realizing as much, and so nostalgic tone evaporates, throat clearing. ❛❛ right. torture. how could i forget? so, here’s the thing: i’ve got an endless supply of magic now, but relatively little experience, being so deprived of magic for most my life. and what would people think if the almighty leader of the gemini coven was inexperienced? so, i want to practice with you. or . . . on you. ❜❜
#hisache#hisache : 001.#〔 ♠ * WRITINGS. ◞ 〕#THIS GOT TOO LONG#make kai parker stop talking 2k17#don't worry abt matching length i word vomited too much :/#also !!!!!!!#it can def be in his witch verse if you want !!#finn: stop talking abt murer#*MURDER jfc#kai: by stop do you mean CONTINUE because okay :)#murder mention //#matricide mention //#:/
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❛❛ if you torture me, i’ll get mad, and i won’t want to help you what kind of person has to have that explained to them? ❜❜
@onyxagony
#onyxagony#onyxagony : 001.#〔 ♠ * WRITINGS. ◞ 〕#sweats ??? because i don't know who to choose.#sb who'd threaten my dumb evil son
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Kai Parker 6.15 “Let Her Go” — Deleted Scene
#this scene is so important i'm PISSED they deleted it#kai: actually shows genuine emotions for once#tvd writers: lmao nvm. unimportant.#??#〔 ♠ * ABOMINATION. ◞ 〕
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❛❛ you know, i didn’t quite realize i was so out of control until i met the manager of the grill a few hours ago, and he was all like, ‘ ay, you can’t come in here, we’re closed, and you have an unconscious guy all over your shoulder, ‘ and i was like, ‘ don’t judge me. ‘ so then i gave him a heart attack tried to. but all it did was make him vomit uncontrollably, which was like, ‘ ugh, alright, let’s stop that. ‘ so i tried it again and . . . i think i broke his spine? i mean, i’m not really sure because the third time i tried the spell, he kind of exploded blood. ❜❜
❛❛ whoops. ❜❜
@hisache
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❛❛ aw, you came back. let me guess it’s the whole bad boy allure, right? hoping to be the claire to my bender? ❜❜ his voice is strained from days quite possibly weeks spent screaming, ridden with frustration and rage over the fact he’d spent eighteen years in a prison world, four years in hell, only to end up here, alone all over again. his only hope has been her, the fact that he’d seen someone, anyone other than bonnie bennett; maybe he didn’t have to suffer another quarter of his life in isolation. ❛❛ i’m totally, completely down to fill that role for you, lyds, but you kind of left me tied up here. which is mean. kinky, but mean. ❜❜
@deathisarose
#deathisarose#deathisarose : 001.#i h8 him.#〔 ♠ * WRITINGS. ◞ 〕#it's been like 2 yrs since i wrote this prick tho so this is p bad oops
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The eyes of a psychopath will deceive you, they will destroy you. They will take from you, your innocence, your pride and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I can see. Behind these eyes, one finds only blackness, the absence of light.
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reminder that kai parker is a fucking child.
#〔 ♠ * OUT OF CHARACTER. ◞ 〕#@myself: aly you only did one ic thing you can't already post shit#me: fckin watch me.#just a warning if you watch that video there's a dead body in it. if that stuff bothers you.#'' i finally managed a cloaking spell ---- thank you. ''#i hate him sm why do i love this scene
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❛❛ i was wondering when you’d show up. ❜❜
he stands in the midst of a bloodied mess, a dark crimson splattered across peeling walls, the organs of the innocent scattered over wooden floor. his hands, however, remain relatively clean, the only blood on him having come from the explosion of bodies of his former company; it’s easy to remain unsoiled when he doesn’t have to even lift a finger to cause mass destruction, his words alone enough to bring death. ( the magic helps, too. )
❛❛ see, i was going to just send you a text, but then i thought why waste battery when i could just as easily draw you here myself. ❜❜ humored gaze drops to a decapitated head at his feet, carelessly kicking at it just as easily as a child might boot a soccer ball. ❛❛ guess it was a little unfortunate for them, but the important thing is you came. ❜❜
@deathisarose
#deathisarose#deathisarose : 001.#〔 ♠ * MAIN. ◞ 〕#〔 ♠ * WRITINGS. ◞ 〕#that relateable moment when you commit mass murder just to try to make a girl come to you#relationship goals??????
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family called me an abomination that hurt my feelings.
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get to know me meme | [3/10] male characters: kai parker “Liking yourself is the most important thing and I like m e.”
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