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dream smp as things i've overhead at school.

tommy-'im not gay, im just sexist. wait no-'

tubbo-'i got kicked out of band again for swallowing a bottle cap.'

wilbur-'look, i may be a lowlife drug dealer but also i have made so much bank, so fuck the police.'

dream-'genderfluid people be like "oh yes, michaelangelo".'

george-'im not gay, dude, i swear, i just think he's sexy.'

sapnap-'did i ever tell you about the time i set my middle school bathroom on fire and got away with it.'

fundy-'i got bullied in middle school for being short, but little do they know, my dad's in prison for murder.'

eret-'the chicken nuggets were cold at lunch. can't believe the lunch ladies are homophobic.'

niki-'someone handed me a parrot in science today and i started crying.'

schlatt-'and that's on subtle alchoholism ell-oh-ell. ex-oh-ex.'

quackity-'im like... name a mexican famous person. uh. j lo. i'm like j lo.'

techno-'freshman will be hunted for sport. this is not a joke, i literally shoved one into the street in front of a bus. fuck them kids.'

phil-'shhh. mommy needs his space. i've had a long day.'

bad-'i have never cursed. no, wait, i called someone a cracker one time.'

skeppy- 'pov: i walk in on you changing but i'm a horse.'

ranboo-'soy mayonnaise doesn't ask questions. soy mayonnaise understands.'

jack-'welcome to wendy's, i fucked your mom and i'm high as shit. suck my dick.'

punz-'i got an f in sunday school.'

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the fact that minecraft youtubers have gone from playing things like parkour and dropper maps together to literal war role-play is the absolute funniest shit to me

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Doc: I have the height advantage.

Grian: Your kneecaps don’t.

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Mumbo, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child.

Iskall, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE F-

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3rd jackbox night with the sream server

With @joepacity @aroaceacacia @demigirl-enderdragon @elkiusthatonechick @abunnyabout

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ZombieCleo’s friend group includes an eccentric billionaire and a man hellbent on burning capitalism

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good/funny things that happened during grian and ren’s charity stream

(in the first 2 1/2 hours cause i had to leave after that)

grian being super excited about being able to play minecraft music during the stream and saying “ooh minecraft music” the first time it started playing

them laughing over usernames that people used when donating money

ren stealing grians door

grian absolutely STRUGGLING to make a beacon work, digging around the whole beacon and trying to stick an emerald in there about 20 times before ren finally told him that the beacon needed sky

the whole beacon/bacon/kevin bacon talk

“i’ll move these villagers faster than you can say “move villagers!”” “..move villagers” “okay maybe not that fast”

ren struggling on how to define what a meal is

“A CHOCOLATE BAR IS NOT A MEAL”

the whole mars bar thing

2 people donating $1000 each (that’s amazing, and thank you to those donors)

the original donation goal was 15k over a duration of a couple hours and yet the stream ended with over 75k raised for the charity

20k reaches in the first 20 MINUTES

ren struggling to do math(s)

grian accidentally saying brew the villagers vs move the villagers

ren dragging grians storage system

ren saying that he came up with an amazing new way to transport villagers and rolling into grians base with a boat

the fact that the website crashed and lagged due to the amount of donations going through

30k reaches in 50 minutes

grian writing signs for the amount of donations going through, and as ren was going on a long monologue about how everyone is helping, grain wrote on the sign “hi everyone from youtube, ren can’t see this...ren’s stinky”

them taking about taxi drivers- ren is always ready for a conversation and actively participates meanwhile grian hates the conversing

“don’t say it don’t say it don’t say—” “BuSy NiGhT?”

the bruce wayne talk

“the villagers just bred!!!” “IN THE BOAT???!?”

ren saying grian has a bat infestation, but it was just one bat which immediately despawned

“we’re approaching the cringe zone beep beep”

ren mowed his lawn for the first time, congrats

(it looks horrible)

grian !! confirmed to be a good cook !!

he apparently learned his culinary skills from mary berry’s cookbooks

when grian let maui out and you could hear him softly talking to his cats

the villager tower —> (all hail) the villager spoon (all hail)

50k = 250k meals

the fact that grian and ren both actively told people not to send any money to them through superchats, but rather to use that money for the charity

during ren’s super motivational speech, grain was running around chasing a villager

said villager was then executed

“removed from existence”

iskall joining the stream for about 15 minutes after being spammed on twitter that grian and ren needed villager help

iskall trying to join the villager spoon (all hail)

the chat who kept trying to say the button was red and yet it was always at yellow

ren saying his mom was watching the stream and grian getting flustered and saying “hi ren’s mom” really softly

just grian and ren being super blown away from all the support and donations flowing in from everyone to where ren was even about to start crying on the spot

that’s all i’ve got! feel free to add on

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Use your head, Vote for Zed!

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Sherlock Grian’s deduction capabilities at their finest

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ISKALL SAYS NB RIGHTS!!!

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xisumavoid says trans rights

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okay this is incredibly important I heard that Iskall said non-binary rights on stream or something?? does anyone have a link/date and general time within the stream?

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:D of course, I’m glad I could help by recommending the wonderful insanity of doc!!

From Doc’s stream, in no real order he:

-drunk flew through the nether, didn’t die somehow

-got m o r e drunk

-got to saying fuck a lot

-blasting music and singing along

-drunkenly explained how everyone on the hermitcraft server are genuinely good people

-same with sci craft

-when Scar was also streaming people were going back and forth and the juxtaposition was glorius

-incredibly dramatic camera angles with his minecraft character to Take On Me

-started getting much more drunk

-rock music begins

-sang a german drinking song

-had a stuffed tiger hat on at some point

-his neighbors then complained about him making noise

-went on a RANT about “those motherfuckers” making noise constantly and then being bad neighbors and then being loud

-continued swearing at neighbors

-“I need a fucking drinking horn”

-Karin came in and told him he shouldn’t have drinken a certian bottle of wine

-Continued about how he was in trouble

-struggled to trade with his villagers

-Got champagne (after 2.5 L of wine)

-something about respecting women that wasn’t coherent

-said he’ll stop with Karin tells him to shut the fuck up

-the donation bar went over the goal

-lost the ability to comphenend time

-minecraft kept crashing

-called everyone motherfuckers

-he continuously blasted music so loud you could barley hear his voice

-temp banned someone for 10 minutes for saying the music was too loud

-“we’re playing minecraft bitches”

-went onto the hermitcraft server, where tango said hi, he proceeded to respond with “tango confimed, engage”

-“fucking VIBEEE”

-weird dancing

-Audio cut out

-the stream ended because he spilled wine on his USB port

-This was after SEVEN HOURS of stream

-other things that I’ve missed

I can say with confidence that that was the best stream I’ve ever watched

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Xisuma is a trans ally!

https://clips.twitch.tv/CooperativeWildPicklesTakeNRG

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here! https://youtu.be/QF6gfgK_vF0

he audio called in from a computer and just participated that way

X said on stream (39:21) he participated in a Hermitcraft panel at Minecon but like when??

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Mumbo: I am the left brain I am the left brain, I work really hard til my inevitable death brain, you got a job to do and you gotta do it right, and the right was is with the left brain’s might

Grian: I LIKE OREOS AND PUS—

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iskall: are you nervous?

ren: a little bit

iskall: is this your first time?

ren: being nervous? no