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viktor-noctis · 2 months ago

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what sucks about being a horny nerd is that your casual sexual fantasies will almost always develop increasingly elaborate storylines with deep lore

#fanfic #fanfiction #funny #me #yep #the ace is strong with this one

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viktor-noctis · 2 months ago

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"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?" —Davy Jones

#pirates of the caribbean #potc #davy jones #film

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viktor-noctis · 2 months ago

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horror is a romance genre

#writing #fanfic #fanfiction #me #true

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viktor-noctis · 2 months ago

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Need to draw more men trying to kill each other again soon. Homoerotically

#fanfiction #fanfic #writing #davy jones #ian mercer #potc #pirates of the caribbean

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viktor-noctis · 2 months ago

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when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

#writing #fanfic #fanfiction #create #me #journal

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viktor-noctis · 2 months ago

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homoerotic stabbing is necessary in media and there needs to be more bloodshed

#ian mercer #mr. mercer #fanfic #fanfiction #potc #pirates of the caribbean #davy jones #captain davy jones #I mean...#this can be applied to MANY of my ships #This is just the one with the current brain rot #film #fandom

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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Entry level jobs haven't existed since the 2008 crash. 90% of hiring managers won't hire recent graduates. A quarter of job listings are ghost jobs. Companies hire part time so that they don't have to give benefits. Federal minimum wage hasn't increased since 2009. The True Unemployment Rate is 25%. Master's are the new bachelor's. For most the job search takes over a year. 75% of resumes are never. actually seen by the hiring team.

#me #life #I haven't been able to find a job in 2 years #I chose to give up on college #It cost too much #Still 40K in debt #funny #sad #pathetic really #I just want something...#to make a little cash while I write and learn art

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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My journey thru my kid’s Paw Patrol phase via posts from my Bluesky account.

#funny #dear gods #hilarious #the fact that it IS a dictatorship...#but the terrorists trying to overthrow the government never see justice #is very telling #they don't even fear revolution

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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let me do the soundtrack for this film

#potc #pirates of the caribbean #film #ian mercer #mr. mercer #davy jones #clearly Bee didn't get the memo:#see no evil hear no evil speak no evil #do unto others...#etc. etc.#instead we've all been cursed to bear witness.#to this small piece from the 2nd layer of hell #that astral projected itself into Bee's brain #fuck me #funny #hilarious #this will NOT be going in the Ian x Davy Boy fic

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

#film #The Birdcage #albert goldman #funny

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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fuck it here's part two of "Keira Knightley/Jack Davenport Pirates Commentary bits that live rent free in my head" feat. a lot of corset talk

(i also made a podcast about the making of this film please listen to it I promise it's good.)

#keira knightley #weatherby swann #johnathan price #norrington #pirates of the caribbean #potc #film #funny #elizabeth swann

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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"i’m really tempted to start writing potc fic but i’m afraid i’ll get WAY too into describing how the vessels are rigged etc instead of actually having a plot. who wants 6 chapters of me possessing jack and getting him to explain the difference between square rigging and fore and aft rigging to an unmentioned second person"

#fanfic #fanfiction #everyone liked that #funny #potc #pirates of the caribbean #do it

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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This is my discomfort character I want to see them in unimaginable pain

#mercer #ian mercer #potc #Pirates of the Caribbean #yep #real #fanfiction #fanfic #davy jones

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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you bottle Miette??

#miette #funny #I collected the best tags #for your viewing pleasure #but probably only in the first 10k reblogs.

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

#me #life #love when the smut is just a block of text #impossible to read #I lost my horny and just want to beta #asexual #the struggle is real #funny

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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Friend is in desperate need of help, so, please buy her characters or make offers.

#adopts #adoptables #character design #character adopt #art #toyhouse #toyhou.se #OCs #for sale

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viktor-noctis · 3 months ago

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"I really want to know what Teague was like as a parent for Jack to be like that…"

#jack sparrow #potc #edward teague #pirates of the caribbean #film #ouch #fanfic #fanfiction #reference material

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